Come up with a horror film that's never been done

Come up with a horror film that's never been done

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A spider attempts to escape the rage of a house of meth junkies while pursuing meals inbetween.

Retarded and unlikable teenagers curse themselves, then an incident happens that kills them and they wake up in actual Hell. The rest of the movie is them, having to figure out how to escape eternal damnation (descending deeper and deeper into the layers of hell). Plot twist: They'll never figure, but only curse themselves more and more.

One man learns the truth about a mysterious virus ravaging humankind, only to be censored, ridiculed, and threatened by well-meaning but utterly deluded society. Desperate to save humanity, he hatches a plan to expose corrupt and complicit elites, unaware that he's risking his life.

Basically As Above So Below + The Goonies

I had Evil Dead and Stephen Kind's 1408 in mind, actually.

Jewish doctors abducting children for blood libel rituals. A mother's chronically ill son is getting better when she catches a glimpse of a ritual preparation, her son dies against expectations and she isn't allowed to see his body due to "contamination". Her anger and what she has seen drives her to pair up with her elderly Ukrainian neighbor, who turns out to be an old Waffen SS soldier tasked with killing jewish cultists, which the US government had swept under the rug for fear of losing popular support for the war. Together they track down a massive hassidic blood libel ceremony, setting off a bomb as revenge.
The movie ends with a newspaper article condemning the attack on Arab terrorists, and the newspaper article pans away to show the waiting room of the childrens hospital where a sick child is waiting with his father.

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Coronavirus featuring Jeffrey Epstein?

Crocodile man slasher in Florida

kino

A man with no hope and no future prospects resigns himself to a life of tedium and mediocrity. As days turn into weeks turn into months turn into years, a life with no commitments or responsibilities cause him to become jaded and misanthropic.
His solitariness eats at his soul and grinds his spirit into dust.
He does not work or contribute to society in any meaningful way. His social interactions are limited to short angry outbursts in forums online.
Due to his sedentary lifestyle he develops medical complications and spends most of his time in both physical and mental pain.
He has no family or friends and is destined to die alone.
He realises the pointlessness of his existence but lacks the necessary will to end it all. He suffers from the mistaken belief that despite all evidence to the contrary his life will get better.

Sounds pretty gay

fucking faggot

You mean this movie?

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it's some Deus Ex type thing where all the conspiracies connect

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maybe in 50 years

lmao get rekt, the thread is about horror movies, not Kaufman-esque boredom dramas.

A man wakes up on a deserted island full of beautiful PAWGs with uncontrollable flatulence only to find he has no nose

No, that guys a fucking hero compared to me-I-I mean my character.

It's a slow boil descent into madness and depravity. You don't appreciate art fucking moron.

>NYC stock broker has to balance his mundane day job on Wall Street with his monthly transformation into a bloodthirsty beast
>Werewolf of Wall Street

College students go into a haunted mansion, except it isn't a mansion and is actually a test site for a fucked government experiment where they were brainwashed into thinking they were in a haunted mansion and are forced into a Saw-like loop where they're forced to kill each other to get out.

So...he does it for free.

What depravity? You described depression and isolation, not some Cthulhu inspired insanity.

Thats a pretty good actually. Kind of like Hereditary but with an opportunity to be more suspenseful and rely less on shock imagery.

>What depravity
spamming countless cunny, BBC and U mad white boi? threads doesn't count I suppose?

villains set out to permanently transform the west demographically through massive immigration from africa and the middle east

>The teen life of a Yas Forumstard.

Thats just depressing. Horror theme, remember?

Would be a kino b-movie parody

Grey Goo scenario of the Earth showing everyone on Earth melting away. The last survivors have to decide what they can do to make it out alive (moon base? Antarctica base?)

Classic switcheroo story. Two people switch souls and experience a day in a life of each other. One of them shoots the other, and each wake up in hell. They try finding a way to get out.

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nigger this is just american psycho

Adaptation of my diary, desu

Set in the 1890s, a trio of bandits get caught by a bounty hunter for robbing a bank. The town sherrif who hires the hunter, sends the trio to a local jail, and gets paid to send them to a labor camp in the outback in Australia. They get sent to a labor camp to mine caves under the supervisions of guards as punishment. However, before getting sent to labor camp they meet another infamous bandit who makes a deal with them to escape and mine for gold that he discovered from a treasure map stolen from an aboriginal. The four get sent to the caves, and escape the guards. They travel through a secret tunnel in the cave, and have to use their wits to get through different parts of the cave similiar to a maze. They discover goblins in the cave, and have to fight them off. They later learn that the goblins are nocturnal, and that there is a sleeping mother goblin blocking a hole full of gold. While theyre in a cave, the sherrif and a group of bounties set off to find the prisoners only to get lost and have a shootout with a flying goblin, and one of the bounties dies. The bounties and sherrif decide to leave the cave, only for wall of the cave to be blown up. Hearing the explosion and strange shriek they find a mother goblin with the bandits and try to defeat the goblin. The famous outlaw get killed, and sherrif decides to let the bandits free if they help defeat the goblin. They defeat the goblin, and the bandits run free.
>Australian Western + From Dusk Till Dawn Genre Twist + Alien but in a Cave + Goonies Happy ending