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Ryan Wright
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John Carter
>Citizens of Bajor
>In the name of Cardassia and the Pa Wraiths, I hereby grant you all 1200 strips of gold-pressed latinum each
>Please see this as a sign of Cardassia's continued love for Bajor and the strength of the bond between our two worlds
>May the Pa Wraiths bless you all
Chase Reed
OH GOD... OH GOD /trek/ PLEASE PLEASE HELP... I'M STILL.. STILL SO OILY OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE! PLEASE HELP /trek/ PLEASE HELP....
Kevin Hughes
I wanna fuck that female Vulkin
Aiden Lee
Why did you kill the only bridge officer with a sexy body?
Gabriel Rodriguez
Dukat, if you are seeing this recording, it means you tried to leave your quarters while the station's quarantine sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted. You have lost control of Terok Nor, disgracing yourself and Cardassian Disease Control. Your attempt to escape is no doubt a final act of breaking social distancing to bang another hot Bajoran like Kira's mom. All fail-safes have been eliminated. Your personal toilet paper deliveries have been rescinded. The lock down sequence can no longer be halted. All you can do now is contemplate the depth of your disgrace, and try to work from home like a Cardassian.
Ian Powell
these posts are really fucking killing me and i don't know why
Nathaniel Mitchell
Fuck off VF
Aiden Morgan
/trek/, if you are seeing this comment, it means you attempted to steal my meme while the generals' self-destruct sequence was engaged. That will not be permitted.
Easton Thompson
Based Dukat
Self-destructed doing what he loves (Bajorans)