This guy has got to be the most evil, vile, despicable man on television

This guy has got to be the most evil, vile, despicable man on television.

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OK. Explain.

Take your cocktail Charlie

Hey Allan, get the fuck out of my house *Laugh track*

>This guy has got to be the most evil, vile, despicable man on television.
Never mind Bill Cosby.

What really gets me is the hypocrisy.

That guy was a real jerk.

>one character is swimming in money and pussy
>other character is irredeemable loser
meeeeen

though on the other hand Alan has a Child and Charlie is a genetic dead end so Alan is the Chad the whole time

Okay, Judith.

>Alan has a Child
A completely worthless child.

You can relate.

Why was he such an incel?

Charlie probably has a few kids out there, each probably more successful than Jake. I think it was said he got killed during war? I don’t remember the last episodes

YOu can relate.

he got married twice user

I could if I was your father.

He did a ponzi scheme, to his family.

Too shade.

Never trust a man who wears a t-shirt uder a shirt

So is Ashton Kutcher's character supposed to be Charlie still or how does that work

white and a cuck, not surprised tbqh

He's a rich manchild who bought Charlie's house after Charlie died, and somehow he still gets more action than Alan.

The actor or the character?

That’s Ashton Kutcher, he’s pretty cute

No. I am your father

>LEEEEEEEEEEXXXX

I can't stand the show because of this absolute cuckold

I fucked you're mom and that makes me your dad unless you fuck her too.

>squaaaaaaaaab

I don't get these posts.

He die being pushed on the tram/trein tracks by his stalker/gf

I thought he died from contracting aids.

He didn't actually die at all.

Charlie Sheen or his character?

>Alan is the Chad the whole time
Projecting cope.

They had his character come back in the last episode but the ending was so extremely stupid it's not even worth fully explaining, let alone watching.

The character. He was revealed in the finale to have survived and the show ends with him walking up to the house and ringing the doorbell, at which point a piano falls on him out of nowhere and kills him. Then the camera zooms out a bit and shows Chuck Lorre sitting in a director's chair, who turns to the camera and says "Winning." Then a piano falls on Chuck Lorre, killing him. And that's the end of the show.

I believe the expression is never trust a man with no shirt

Let me fix it further: "Never trust a man."