NOT OUR JIMMY! COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS JIMMY!

NOT OUR JIMMY! COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS JIMMY!

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF!

AAAAAAHHHH THE LIGHTS ARE ON SAVE ME HOWARD

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Name one (1) thing Chuck did wrong

Indite himself on the stand

Having a mental illness

Killed himself like a bitch.

being way too based for his own good literally. just about everything he predicted about jimmy was true.
>inb4 muh self-fulfilling prophecy

Having crippling autism

blocking his brother from improving his life

Jimmy with a law degree is like a chimp with a machine gun.

>jimmy cheats the system for the 367th time and faces consequences
>fucking chuck keeping me down

lied to jimmy about their mother's last words because he's a jealous bitch. actively worked against jimmy's best interests because he's a judgmental bitch. showed no appreciation whatsoever to the many sacrifices jimmy made to enable his absolutely retarded delusion because he's an entitled bitch.

oh sorry you said 1 thing i'll stop now.

inb4 some stupid bitch who doesn't understand nuance tries to argue that jimmy would have always been bad no matter what and that this somehow justifies chuck being a bitch.

STEALING THEM BLIND
AND HE GETS TO DRINK HIS OWN PISS? WHAT A SICK FUCK

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>lied to jimmy about their mother's last words because he's a jealous bitch.
Telling someone that their mother's last moments were spent wondering where they were while they were out to get sandwiches would torment them for the rest of their life.

I KNOW YOU
YOU’RE PISSIN JIMMY

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He did everything in his power to prevent his brother from being a successful productive law abiding member of society. He used his influence to deny Jimmy every safe, legal, ethical path to success all while taking advantage of him for his own benefit. Jimmy was basically his slave for a couple years because of his fake condition and was happy to do it. Chuck is a fuckstick.

>lied to jimmy about their mother's last words because he's a jealous bitch.
*because jimmy walked out when she was dying to get a sandwich
>actively worked against jimmy's best interests because he's a judgmental bitch.
*because jimmy takes every shortcut he can get and is an all-around gypsy of a lawyer
>showed no appreciation whatsoever to the many sacrifices jimmy made to enable his absolutely retarded delusion because he's an entitled bitch
*because jimmy owes to his brother who did everything he could to get him out of jail for taking a shit in someone's car in front of children

ftfy
>inb4 [...] being a bitch.
user can't inb4. jimmy's always been a crook and he never changed or made a sincere move to change. in his only respectable job ever he got his boss to fire him so he could keep his bonus.

Considering Chuck's track record of caring about Jimmy's feelings I highly doubt sparing him torment was the motivation.

Reminder Jimmy fucking up a cushy, legal career at Davis and Main had nothing to do with Chuck and had everything to do with them getting in the way of him being the sleazy piece of shit he wanted to be.

some people deserve death by machine gun wielding chimps.

Test

Except jimmy did a huge amount of honest work to become a lawyer and was constantly undermined by chuck.

Refusing to accept evidence that his "sensitivity" to electronic devices is purely psychological while having a job that first and foremost relies on considering hard evidence thoroughly.

see
it's not chuck's fault jimmy's a complete mongoloid.

>I KNOW HE SWAPPED THOSE NUMBERS, I KNEW IT WAS 1216. ONE AFTER MAGNA CARTA, AS IF I COULD EVER MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE, NEVER! I JUST COULDN'T PROVE IT! HE COVERED HIS TRACKS, HE GOT THAT IDIOT AT THE COPY-SHOP TO LIE FOR HIM. YOU THINK THIS IS BAD? THIS - THIS CHICANERY? HE'S DONE WORSE. THAT BILLBOARD! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT A PERSON JUST HAPPENS TO FALL LIKE THAT? NO! HE ORCHESTRATED IT! JIMMY! HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF! AND I SAVED HIM. I SHOULDN'T HAVE. TOOK HIM INTO MY OWN FIRM. WHAT WAS I THINKING? HE'LL NEVER CHANGE. HE'LL NEVER CHANGE, EVER SINCE HE WAS NINE. ALWAYS THE SAME, COULDN'T KEEP HIS HANDS OUT OF THE CASH DRAW. "BUT NOT OUR JIMMY! COULDN'T BE PRECIOUS JIMMY!" STEALING THEM BLIND. AND *HE* GETS TO BE A LAWYER?! WHAT A SICK JOKE!

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>muh honest work
>fucks up his own work at davis and mane
>goes into midlife crisis for no reason
fuck off. whatever role chuck had in this is only an excuse on jimmy's part, who was always going to relapse into being a jew.

No

cope.

Test received.

Not exactly "an excuse" if he literally blocked every attempt to get hired at the firm. He might have preached that it was for his own good, but it was fueled by resentment. He didn't want Jimmy to have success because he didn't think he deserved it despite passing the BAR.

Reminder that Howard would have prevented Jimmy from being a sleazeball if his wishes to bring Jimmy into the HHM fold hadn’t been obstructed.

How would Howard have done any better than Davis and Main?

i thought that the first time i watched it, but i don't think anyone would want to hear "mom was asking for you before she died" and chuck would know that. dunno if the writers do though

>gets good work
>fucks it up multiple times
that's all there is to it. if chuck had hired him, jimmy would've stayed the same. chuck tried to keep him away from legal practice because he knew he'd fuck up over and over and hurt everyone around him, which he did by acting completely independently of chuck. any resentment chuck has towards jimmy is warranted.
from the first episode, as well as when he's hired at D&M he's already slipping jimmy and works around his problems by running cons.