I was bored so I just finished watching “The Last Samurai...

I was bored so I just finished watching “The Last Samurai,” it’s a good movie and all but I’m confused who was the last Samurai?

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Ken Watanabe and his men

I was playing shogun 2 fall pf the samurai and saw this was on netflix and did the same thing, it was Katsumoto imo.

Wrong!

Op It was the friends we made along the way.

>tell me how he died
>i will tell you how he lived

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Tom Cruise became a full samurai when he banged that other samurais wife. So he was the last samurai.

Maybe the true last samurai were the friends we made along the way

All of them. Samurai is both singular and plural.
>look at that samurai
>look at those samurai

YOU the viewer, are the last samurai

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This movie is WAY too long, it's nearly 2.5 hours just drags and drags

Katsumoto and his men.

The audience. You were the last samurai all along.

shut up stinky

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>Not knowing it's samuraises

The friends Tom Cruise made along the way, I'm not being ironic either

i lost hard

Is Samuraisim an STD?

me, I am the last samurai

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This was the last oscar bait film Tom Cruise did as he knew the jews would never allow a Scientologist to win

holy shit

who was the last mohican?

The last samurai was the friends we made along the way

But really now, who was the Last Jedi?

>not Samureese

I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

Jesus Christ.

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Who was the first mohican?

Jesus Christ.

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get out, woman