>greetings, my name is wormtongue lyingsnake, son of backstabber, I am here to apply for the job as trusted advisor of the king
Greetings, my name is wormtongue lyingsnake, son of backstabber...
Nathan Johnson
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Carter Wood
wormtongue was the name citizens of rohan gave him after they realised what he was, retard
Angel Lewis
Well, your cover letter wasn't the best, but says here you got a CPA...you're hired!
Justin Edwards
sure thing, johnny cope
Anthony Howard
right this way
Ian Gomez
So a dude that looked, spoke, and acted like this was the top applicant?
Andrew Nelson
Worm is another word for dragon in Middle Earth
Matthew Gomez
He wasn't always like that you dweeb.
Angel Reed
the fact that they accepted a stranger as faktor and advisor is weird enough, no matter his name or looks
Ryan Campbell
His name was Grima and Wormtongue means he's clever, or convincing with his words. Also the brainwashing plot never happened in the books
Dylan Peterson
Parker Parker
Get in line numb-nuts
Ethan Cook
>Town full of illiterate peasants and hotheaded horseniggers
>This guy was educated, connected and likely had clerical experience
He unironically was the top candidate
James Kelly
is he a rohirrim? why is he so pale and has black hair? looks nothing like the others
Henry Wright
>Yo, touch this sword, it will make you younger
Christopher Myers
>lol, you are right, i am good guy now
hackson does it again
Elijah Ross
Why did jewish snape not just kill dumbledore the white?
Nathan Ortiz
Hello, my name is Honor Griffinstance and I'm here to be your trusted advisor and accountant, so do you pledge your life to mine?
there is that better
Tyler Walker
he looks like tommy wiseau, so he's probably polish
Jacob Thomas
It's all fake news.
Ryder Cook
This is why mom doesn't fucking love you
Landon Gutierrez
>hello, my name is samwise gamgee
Only acceptable applicant
Ian Baker
>look 30 years younger with this one simple trick
>druids HATE it!
Levi Cooper
Grima wasn't that much of an obvious bad guy by looks in the novels.
The only part of his appearance that the film version shared with the book version was being pale and thin. Stuff like the shaven eyebrows and obviously evil demeanor was added by PJ.
He was a native to Rohan, but the dark hair means he might have been part Dunlending.
Jason Smith
>accepted a stranger
he actually is from Rohan
Michael Campbell
>culture of warriors lets a greasy man they call Wormtongue turn the king into a gray husk with no repercussions
Bravo Tolkien
Jayden Gomez
I thought all rohanoids were blond or at least brown-haired.
This nigga has straight-up black hair
Luke Lewis
>Hello i am Thicker Longcock, i come to take care of Eowyn in this time of grief
Jace Jenkins
he doesn't get out much
Ian Long
>gonna fuck that royal blood blonde and become a king
>how does it make you feel, cabron
Julian Rodriguez
lol Johnny Cope
Anthony Reyes
as an extension of bard culture, speech-craft was highly appreciated among Celts, Vikings and other dark age northern peoples
it's also likely an unintentional manifestation of Tolkien's belief in the spiritual weakness of pagan peoples, in matters other than martial ones
Nicholas Diaz
So is this how Chucky got that voodoo magic to turn himself into a doll?
Oliver Adams
Grima was a standard Anglo-Saxon name and I think 'worm' might have been another word for dragon.
Lincoln Jenkins
yes
he wasn't good but everyone else was worse
Nolan Watson
This nigga name Grimey
Xavier Nelson
Why does Dourif almost always play scheming cowardly evil guys?
Aiden Bell
>Greetings, I am Sauronman. I should be in charge of finding the Ring.