What is the best deano kino?

What is the best deano kino?

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match of the day
green street
football factory
love island
big brother

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>green street
Deano doesn't watch kino this good

I will never understand why people find bloated faces and botox lips attractive, it's the weirdest trend.

the Notebook
Deano's a poof

i like how in the past 2000 years british women have never stopped being hideous
from boudicca to the modern day you think something would have changed but i guess bong genes are permanent

what the fuck are these things?

Deano being deep in the closet is a kino twist

yikes, the worst thing about this image is somehow the legs to ass ratio. Those butt implants look so ridiculous with legs like that. Why wouldnt you just squat twice a week and have good legs and ass, instead of two implanted balloons on sticks. It looks so off, out of proportion and unhealthy its revolting

Would you watch the Deano TV show

>Deano gets lucky and gets a big sales comission bonus when the local council spends several thosuand on something that normally costs £500, becuase the local council dont give a fuck about value for money
>Spends it all on a footy acca the next day and loses it all when Wigan fail to win 4-1

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those rise of the footsoldier films
got to be at least 4 of them now

>Deano’s new bird has a little brother that is really into some incredibly nerdy hobby
>he takes an interest and starts getting more and more into it as the relationship progresses
>his mates Smithy and Bazza start ripping the piss out of him for it and he’s forced to publicly denounce the hobby to save face as his girlfriend’s brother runs away in tears
>post-credits scene reveals he still does it online while the lads are playing Fifa

The OG of course

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Just imagine in 20+ years time when Deano becomes a mainstream slang term for an upper to middle class young man in his early to mid 20s in Britain and you can say that you helped make it happen by shitposting on a Malasyian cpu overclocking forum.

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modern female standards are so fucking ugly. huge disproportionate legs, bobble head with lip fillers. who the fuck thought that was better than just slim and elegant.

Explain this meme bongs

christ what is wrong with her......is she some kind of marrionette puppet
terrifying, how is that the goal for so many women

is deano an actual name or just a nickname?

Gay

deano is essentially motorway man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorway_man

Deano can just put on a change of clothes to pass for normal
His GF will never pass for human again

literally me on the left

This is the lengths a British woman has to go through to be remotely fuckable

you're too low test to understand it.
>long hair
>DSL
>Big tits
>wide hips
>big ass
quintessential chad core

>kino this good

it's all fake though

a tiny grim island with grim genetics

This and ali g indahouse are deano staples
Both actual kino btw

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And? You do realize that literally every girl has fake eyebrows, lashes and wears makeup constantly? Every girl you idolize for being natural is full of it aswell, females are just disgusting without being touched up.

I miss geordie shore...

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She doesn't really have any of those

>footy acca
Seppo here. Is “Acca” like a bet or what

>deano gets let go from his real estate job after unknowingly shagging the daughter of a client and getting used by her to drop the price of the house (he knew something was too good, Mayfair bird like that is too posh for a geez like him)
>Dylan tells him there’s a slot open at the chippy he works at
>episode consists of him and Dylan getting into antics in the kitchen and laughing at the shit customers
>episode ends after deano gets fired for flipping off one of the council estate benefit mums but gets rehired by Georgie at estate agents after they find out the house was worth far less than deano sold it for

seething tranny

Deanos the type of cunt who gets a hot tub out his back

good soundtrack tbf

>And?

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A Deano is a evolution of the Chav from the 00's

Deano is a bit thick, stupid, not very bright, but is a good looking normie.

>never went to uni, stops educational, social and cultural development at age 15
>went to shit technical college and got a qualification in Sports Development, as PE was the only subject he did well in at school
>Everything that is popular he likes, he loves the footy, pints with the boys, regular prime time TV
>His girlfriend, Georgia, has a similar life and void of personaility
>as both are from well to do middle class families, there parents put them up for the deposit on a newly built house
>Deano works in sales, he is fairly extroverted and is not awful at in, He sells something newpaper adverts or glass cups, something boring
>Georgia works in a nail salon
>both are cheating on each other, but wont break up due to the house, apathy is the theme of this relationship

British working class normie young men that got a job as an estate agent/retail management etc that are hyper-consoomers yet everything is bought on credit/finance to project a sense of success and wealth

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She looks like a cartoon carachter

Love Island
Match of the Day
TOWIE
Made in Chelsea

Deano doesn’t watch much TV though, he spends most of his time at home on FIFA with smithy, smithster and Baz (the absolute mad lad)