Stop watching movies on your fucking phones, zoomers

Stop watching movies on your fucking phones, zoomers.

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for me its twin peaks on my Zune

seriously why the fuck do you do yourself a disservice

>laptop died
>Had to fap with a phone for a week
Torture. I don't know how zoomers actually watch full fucking movies on there. Ridiculous.

AMIGO DE TELE, AMIGO DE TELE!
My Yas Forums broke so I'm using 30' monitor. Am I degenerate?

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But my phone has a nice OLED screen while my TV/monitor is just LED

I have one of these things that allow me to watch shit while tucked in my bed. It’s extremely comfy and my phone allows for 1080p. My PC display would be better, but the tradeoff is having to sit on a chair.

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i want one of these, they seem essential

Kek
Fap w a laptop?

Yeah. I take the laptop into my bedroom. My living room has a massive window with no curtains and I feel like people in the neighbouring houses will be able to look down and see me fapping if I do it there.

if you own a house, you don't need to hide in bathroom to fap

fuckoff incel loser lmao

Watching it on phones is just dumb to me. Screen too small, audio is shit

The pope jacks off daily who gives a fuck

I don't like the idea of my neighbours watching me masturbate. Even if it's somewhat paranoid. Besides, it's comfy doing it in bed.

>Not the plane scene
This board lost its touch

>2020
>Being a boomer that hasn't been killed by COVID-19 yet
Your days are numbered boomer.

why do you watch movies on phone

one way i watch my kino

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Ahh just like Nolan intended

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the big screen

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Trust me, you and i arent worth being spied upon.
God gave you a dick, use it
If you dont jack off at least once a day, youre gonna go apeshit, no homo

>If you dont jack off at least once a day, youre gonna go apeshit
I legit don't anymore. I usually go most of the week without fapping at all and then on the weekend when I'm hungover as hell I knock out about five faps in one day.
Also why is moving to my room going to prevent me from fapping? In fact, the only preferable thing the living room has is the bigger screen which I don't need for porn.

Look look look, your doing it wrong

Get one of those phones with microsd cards, and download the porn to it so you wont need the laptop

GET REAL

Joke's on you I'm watching el cid on my phone right now

So that I can watch them anywhere and any time.

Riddle me this, what age range accounts for majority of Coronavirus deaths?

>watch them anywhere and any time.
just how gay are you?

Stop paying money for movies then Grandpa?