So what's the deal with this Yas Forums website?

You go there and you have to pick a board. It is like categories in women's magazines. /s/ - sewing, /c/ - cooking.
And then when you are there for too long, you can't leave. It is almost as dying and going to hell. I wish summer vacations were more like that. Unless you are staying in some crappy hotel. Well, the quality of personal reflects that perfectly.
*dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun*

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jery get Yas Forums pass

started out sounding like seinfeld, but ya lost it by the end

>almost as dying
You can always tell when someone doesnt speak English

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I think about half of them are just drunk sometimes too. Yas Forums is full of angry alcoholic goofs. I know because I'm drunk right now.

Kramer: I... I don't know, Jerry. I only visit /x/
George: I WASN'T ON Yas Forums!

i know this because im also drunk and abusive to my family on two separate occasions where i dont talk to my family anymore

Shit attempt at a Jerry opening monologue joke. Really terrible.

Get out Jerry you NIGGER. Yas Forums is my board NIGGER

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My friend Kramer sure likes it. Keeps mentioning the wooden doors... I think its becuase he wants to get into my apartment so bad!

*pop* *bum dum bup bama*

...MUST DIE!

>Kramer: By the way, did you know that Newman was a janny?
>Jerry: No way...
>Kramer (shakes): Yeah. I tried to be one of them but they fired me after I asked about the salary.

>J: you got banned for indecipherable text?
>G: I got banned for indecipherable text, Jerry!
>J: in 2020? Indecipherable text?
>G: INDECIPHERABLE TEXT!
>J: So what did you post?
>G: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"
>J: That's not indecipherable. That's definitely cipherable.
>G: it's VERY cipherable!
>J: so did you appeal?
>G: you can appeal?!
>J: of course you can appeal! Didn't you know you could appeal?
>G: NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THE APPEAL!
>J: Kramer appealed yesterday. Didn't work out, though.
>G: really, Kramer was banned? What for?
>J: eh, something about Winnie the Pooh, I wasn't paying attention. It sounded cipherable, though.

SUMMON THE NEWMAN SERIAL KILLER POSTER

>F: You see Niles, I was surfing the internet to find a suitable replacement for my Turkish recliner -
>N: Maybe if you weren't so infatuated with that young saleswoman, you would have made a good choice.
*laughter*
>F: Very amusing Niles... -but as I was on this quest for comfort, I found an amusing forum discussing Japanese digital art.

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he truly is one of the oddest posters i've seen on this board

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This is what butthurt haters actually believe.

/thread

>G: Jerry I uh I need to borrow your computer.
>>J: Why?
>Well I need to reply to a thread on Yas Forums.
>>Oh not again, what thread?
>well it's a... Seinfeld thread.
>>a Seinfeld thread?
>Seinfeld thread.
>>George...
>[face scrunches up and looks at the ground]
>>You know these threads are always crap, why do you keep going there? The entire board is trash! It's horrible! There's nothing halfway redeemable about it!
>Jerry, please! They're talking about the pool episode this time!
>>THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

So what's the formula for a Jerry/George conversation?

>G: Well Jerry, THING happened!
>J: THING happened?!
>G: THING happened!
>J: Well did you try OTHER THING
>G: I did try OTHER THING
>J: And?
>G: Well...*makes gesture*
>Elaine: ew
>Kramer: Giddy up

Cough cough

nice

Roughly speaking yeah

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>Hurr Durr I'm like this so must be everyone.
Kys nigger.

>fired during an interview

>Janny interview
They just pick the lowest bidders

What's the deal with Yas Forums janitors? They get nothing but abuse from the community, and all they do is report posts all day, why would anyone sign up to do that? I guess the pay must be good

I post drunk a lot as well

Nice

Cooking is /ck/

tell us more.
Did you hit your wife?