aren't there laws against this kind of thing?
Aren't there laws against this kind of thing?
>the chad dwarf
>the virgin midge
How much of a narcissistic asshole do you have to be to have kids with a dwarf wife while being a dwarf yourself, you know they're gonna be fucked up and have miserable lives.
fucking MIDGE
I saw a dwarf once
just walking along
and I thought to myself
damn
must take them ages to get anywhere
Anyway, that's my story. Thanks for reading.
Meesa jar jar Binks!
hes handsome, cool midget, I bang him.
Midge’s wife and Dinklage look very similar, they probably have the same variety of dwarfness, just like every down syndrome patient has the same face
HOLY SHIT WHEN DID TELLER FROM PEN AND TELLER GET A GIRLFRIEND??
Dinklage is the Chad-est of dwarf, he can bang any chicks he want.
>old tyrion
Why the fuck did they give him the alcoholic beard again?
I rewatch season 1 for the first time ever last week and it's kinda jarring to see him beardless. He looks better like that though. Same with Jaime and his prince charming blonde hair.
>their dick size is unaffected
I want a mommy gf bros...
He's just short right and it's not a disorder or anything?
I liked your story
*menopauses in your path*
Remember when he tried to sue Yas Forums for some good natured banter? Seethe harder you little grem.
Jaime looks fucking based in season 1
they'll just die sooner than you, then you can find a younger girl and play daddy for her
stop user. I can only get so erect.
weeman is a total bro
im happy for him
>2 deceased
Christ that makes it even worse.
He really looks like a prince or a young king. Absolutely handsome.
Bad luck. Midge's have like a 50% chance of stillbirth, 25% chance of normal child and 25% another midge; iirc.
I want to curb stomp that entire family.
>He really looks like a prince or a young king. Absolutely handsome.
Wasn't that the whole point? That physically he was prince charming but was actually an incest kingslaying asshole.
>stem cell research, embryonic pod growth, cellular regeneration and cloning illegal
>deliberately bringing life into this world knowing it will suffer is completely legal
>breeding two different types of dwarfism into your offspring
Not even being edgy, but it's probably for the best that if they end up with both types the fetus terminates