How would you get away from "It", Yas Forums?

I pour all my savings into having sex with the highest class escort you could find which travels by plane literally every day meeting clients. At worst some raghead sheik will settle down and I effectively killed some oil nigger.

so, Liara Roux? i guess that would be the one time i'd pay $5000 to fuck some bitch.

>bait demon
>trap it with net trap
>quickly chain it
>spray pain over it so i can see the shape of the body
>find rear of creature
>find a hole there, any hole
>proceed to fuck it

Now it has it

i would never get "it" in the frist place

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>travels by plane literally every day meeting clients.

That part is kinda irrelevant, once she fucks the first client she doesn't have the curse

Straight up genius. I would just lure it into an abandoned mineshaft.

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>Fuck a white girl.
>IT now has to go through the entire world's population of niggers before it gets to me.

You're welcome.

Not to mention all the dogs if it chases animals, too.

>Figure out the furthest possible point from my current location (Auckland, just shy of 19,000km)
>Go
>Measure exactly how long it takes for 'it' to come within a mile of me
>Go back home
>Measure the time again
>Assuming 'it' walks at the average walking speed, (5kph) it should take 3,800 hours, or 158 days
>Get Kiwi citizenship
>Spend 5 months living in England, and 5 in New Zealand for the rest of my life

>Or just dig a big hole in it's path, wait for it to fall in, fill it with concrete.

>Or just fuck a bird, 'it' can't fly.

The real question is, how would you exploit what is essentially a perpetual motion machine? Infinite energy, the capability to traverse hostile terrain carrying huge loads.

Prove its existence to a wealthy corporation and work with them to figure out what controls it and get paid for it. They can't let it kill me as long as they don't know who the next target would be, but they might pay me to make new hosts. So either they figure out what it is and how it works and I'm saved along with the fortune/accolades that would bring, or they can't figure it out but they help me stay alive out of curiosity and I live on their pay checks.

Avoid having sex with or with anyone that has had sex with blacks or bisexuals.

The plane travel is a fail safe in case the first client she fucks dies. Preferably, the client who she fucks first is some rich nympho who also fucks high class travelling escorts daily and so on and so on.

subtract like 10 years from all those pictures and this is accurate

Basically travel the world fucking as many hookers as you can. Would be kinda miserable desu.

so is the moral of this movie that premarital sex is wrong? if so, that's pretty based

>Basically travel the world fucking as many hookers as you can.

Unless you are rich, that would be hard to pull off.

How does the government not know about It?

I'd fuck Ed Buck and watch as the black population drops to 6%

Drive to an airport outside of the state I live in.
It needs to walk, it will take days
I get on a plane and fly to another continent
Nigga can't walk through the ocean

Based? Based on what?

This movie fell apart hard in the second half.

Fuck an astronaut in between their scheduled shifts to leave earth and board the ISS for several months at a time. Then, learn how to draw anime and take acid with the guy who made the music video for Aha's "Take On Me." Then perform a satanic ritual that brings One Punch Man to life. You know the rest.

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And now the actual newfag exposes himself

>doesnt perpetuate b8
back you go newfag

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Fucking kek