KHV 25+ thread

What are watching tonight, bros?

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Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. I love movies from the 1920s because they’re practically from an alien planet compared to our modern sensibilities. I mean, Lang was born in the 19th century, not even my grandparents knew what that was like.

It was also one of Hitlers favorite films so there’s that

Marathoning Jojo's bizarre adventures, surprise, it's shit.
Will finish and move on to peaky blinders.

tnight im in the mood for tremors

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I'm 23 years old and I never kissed a girl. What do I need to do in order to not become like you?

Start with


>no porn
>no caffeine
>no inhaling with mouth
>no sugar, no white flour
>social interaction
>having a pet dog/ 2 parrots
>strategy and action-rpg vidya
>reading new things, philosphy
>writing a page for the daily journal
>drumming, playing guitar, singing karaoke
>whistling, improvising, creating new music
>scetching common items in different positions
>using pictures/ recalling images from memory
>drawing emotional faces, shading 3d
>empathy, teaching skills
>truth, no negativity
>water with ice
>eggs, oats, nuts
>sauerkraut/ pickles
>hard cheese/ fish/ liver
>onions, olive oil, parsley
>potatoes/ brown rice/ beans
>carrot/ tough apple after meal
>fruits
>gelatin jello with grug berry
>long warm shower before bed
>nettle shampoo, aloes honey body cream
>deep pore cleanser/ exfoliating face scrub
>herb mint facial mask, coconut conditioner
>electric toothbrush, clean tongue and floss
>not oily nivea cream on hands and feet
>ceraVe's night cream with retinol on face
>melatonine, eye cover mask for bedtime
>growing mother-in-law's tongue next to bed
>30 min meditation with wim hof breathing
>no sleeping on belly, chest or face
>7.5 hour SLEEP
>spreading toes, sun and moon salute
>hot to cold shower
>single blade shave
>sunscreen moisturizer

holy based

I'm at work, I forgot to bring my headphones so no kino for me.

1. Make a tinder
2. Done

who here wouldn't be able to maintain a healthily relationship because you'd be constantly questioning the mental stability of any woman who'd be earnestly attracted to you?

This is how a gigachad is made.

I'm not hand-holdless but I am everything else

Ignore everyone else: watch this

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I had sex with a few people but it was with a condom on so I'm still a virgin.

you're supposed to clean your tongue?

>Westworld S1
>OG Digimon Adventure
>maybe Cleopatra (1963) or some chinkshit like Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo

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Ive already did, It was the Barefoot Contessa, watched it out the recommendation of Histoire Du Cinema doing a reference to the film, well written script, i notice a possible reference to Hitchcock in the beginning during the speaksy scenes, it was very good, its good deconstruction on 50's cinema in a way.

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Dinner with andre

Based

This movie came up in a thread last week so I watched my DVD again with no pants on

>>no porn
check
>>no caffeine
check
>>no inhaling with mouth
check
>>no sugar, no white flour
check
I'll eat my grandmas cookies when I visit her once in a while though
>>social interaction
last year in college, have a job, but could use some work
>>having a pet dog/ 2 parrots
dog died
>>strategy and action-rpg vidya
I don't play any videogames
>>reading new things, philosphy
checm
>>writing a page for the daily journal
i am not a faggot
>>drumming, playing guitar, singing karaoke
check, check, karaoke is for drunk asians
>>whistling, improvising, creating new music
check, check, check
>>scetching common items in different positions
have no clue what this is
>>using pictures/ recalling images from memory
check
>>drawing emotional faces, shading 3d
check, C4D is great
>>empathy, teaching skills
check, check
>>truth, no negativity
check, I try
>>water with ice
check
>>eggs, oats, nuts
check, check, check
>>sauerkraut/ pickles
check
>>hard cheese/ fish/ liver
check, veal liver especially
>>onions, olive oil, parsley
check
>>potatoes/ brown rice/ beans
check
>>carrot/ tough apple after meal
this is a bit silly, I eat carrots in the meal
>>fruits
check
>>gelatin jello with grug berry
check
>>long warm shower before bed
fucking cringe non check, cold shower
>>nettle shampoo, aloes honey body cream
shampoo only twice a week, conditioner more regularly
>>deep pore cleanser/ exfoliating face scrub
sometimes
>>herb mint facial mask, coconut conditioner
normal conditioner is fine
>>electric toothbrush, clean tongue and floss
check
>>not oily nivea cream on hands and feet
check
>>ceraVe's night cream with retinol on face
Aveene is better
>>melatonine, eye cover mask for bedtime
cringe, I sleep like a baby because I lift and eat good

Ran out of characters, all in all you're a borderline homosexual, start lifting.

timestamped pic of the mother-in-law's tongue growing next to your bed, or you're a coping incel

patrick bateman faggot

Homo btfo lmao

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kek, btfo

>i watch a little bit of porn but mostly only VS shows
>i drink coffee a lot
>i don't think about inhaling
>i dont have friends but i do hang out with my dad and go to movies with him
>i only play games about once a year for about 4 weeks and its mostly just whatever the latest AAA title is
>dont read because i'm smarter than most authors
>i only eat fresh bread/butter with the occassional piece of fruit thrown in
>i'm too lazy to floss consistently

bump

>tfw haven't jerked off in over a week solely due to disinterest
Its a cycle, right before that I was looking up 3D trannies

probably just low test
get your levels checked

my youth disappear with every passing hour

not him, but i've been on lexapro for 10 years. Before I got on it was going bezerk chasing girls. It's tempered my sex drive to the point where I have more focus but I'm not completely numb.

>Fattest state in the country
>Rampant drug use
>High rate of early marriage and pregnancies
>Low population and low population density

I have such shitty pickings around here that I don't feel like that's a real option unless I set my radius to fucking 100 miles or something. I'd be matching with girls my age that I already know and the whole thing would be super-fucking awkward and that awkwardness would then get around to other people. It's not like I live in a city where if I have a bad experience I can just ignore her and likely never see her again.

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>social interaction
fuck

now you know why people move out of their hometowns asap

should have mentioned that I'm on Lexapro but I've been on it for a few years and my libido changed but has been relatively stable since.
It might just be lack of seeing any qt coworkers since I've been working from home

YOU FORGOT TELEPATHY AGAIN

nigga just get some PUSSY. it doesn't matter what kind. just that victory of getting PUSSY, any kind, will roll and build, into more and more victories, until you don't even remember what it was like to not be a chad. these are the words of stonewall "stonewall" jackson.

Maybe some HxH or FF7re.
Any recommendations will be happily taken.

>probably just low test
>get your levels checked
Why? So the doctor can call me a faggot and subscribe me some pills?

afraid of what your test results will show?

This sounds like a lot of work for a woman that eventually hit the wall and I'll inevitably get bored of. I think just stick big tiddy anime girls....

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