Are the twilight movies bad films?
Are the twilight movies bad films?
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I can't separate this series from the nostalgia I get from this time period.
Worth it for Alice.
I only saw the first one and would always laugh at how Edward ran fast
They're fun when you're with your friends, shitfaced and pissing on them
1, new moon, and eclipse were rainy day comfy kino. Misty isolated forks town in the woods / mountains. Oneitis / unrequited love core story.. Lonely boy can self insert as friendzoned jacob. Lonely girl can self insert as bland bella who finds giga chad Edward. Dunno the shit is just cozy on a winter night
BD 1 shit the bed so hard. A completely filler film. 2 wasnt bad at wrapping things up but lost that small time cozy feel. Fun (fake) fight at the end tho. Overall I watch once a yr
Also any girl on tinder I've told I genuinely love Twilight has at the least gotten me a few meet ups
She's not in them nearly enough to make them "worth it" for her. She shoulda been the deuteragonist, but Stephenie Meyer is probably not familiar with the concept and couldn't write a plot around a sightseer to save her life.
Pretty camp at least.
watch them with mst3k rifftrax, they're arguably the best. after watching this enough times, you will gradually begin to realize that you like the movies, especially the unassuming straight-up throughplot and a to b love story, in a world of fucking retarded complicated gimmicks and pandering. they're really not that bad, or at least no worse than they must necessarily be, given the source material. i can even watch them without rifftrax now.
Nah retard. A bunch of loud niggers womping and woohing aint fun.
This. Had a super Christian friend who i was trying to get with. She never watched supernatural shit, movies or tv. I told her twilight was MAD comfy chill shit. Got her to come over and watched the whole series in 2 days in my bed and broke her faith every night after. Proper goos times
based
I heard someone type the word "Alice" so I came right over
>i can even watch them without rifftrax now
Based.
>when you dodge the pleb filter
Cheers lads
she wrote a decent enough story and they made good films, but both just started shitting up the place around number 3
any other fembots #teamedward?
Taylor Lautner and Booboo Stewart are relentlessly handsome.
>she wrote a decent enough story
I like being contrarian as much as the next guy, but this is not true.
>BD 1 shit the bed so hard. A completely filler film
Oh shit remember when that was a thing? Studios suddenly realized you can make some easy money if you just split the last movie of a popular series in two. Twilight, hunger games, Harry potter, what else?
no
They were planning on doing it with Maze Runner, but then the second movie flopped hard and they just made the third one direct to video or some such shit.
>when you are the only person on the planet that unironically ship JacobĂ—Alice
I dunno bros, her going from thinking he is a stinking mutt she cant stand being around to being all kind with him. Alice is top tier perfect Waifu
The second one was surprisingly action packed
I hope that kino scene isn't supposed to be an example.
Alright twifam.... Lets settle this. Which side do you choose and why? Assuming you are the peak of whichever group you pick
Sir Robert Pattinson is doing kino while Stewart is left doing this shit lmao.
Oh it came out in theaters alright and was forgotten the next day
Problem with the wolves is you have to be in a pack
And if you arent the ALPHA...its a living nightmare because of alpha command. You cant resist or disobey it. Unless you are of course another alpha yourself. So you cant do what you want. not only that but the others instantly hear your thoughts which means there goes privacym
Pros is you are comparable to the average vamps strength and speed but without needing to always feed.
Vamps however sometimes get lucky and have unique superpowers tho....fucking rami malek was literally the fucking Avatar controlling the 4 elements
>for them!
Still based.
>posts best film
Lel
First one was kino, it made panties wet and girls submissive, all others are trash.
>not #TeamSeth literal best boy
You fucked up missy
wolves are just a bigger version of rats, truly niggers, fuck them
>keeps her warm
Kek, seethe more Cold Blood Wh*toid
Holy indian chad...why isnt he in more shit?
They're just adapting bad books, that's all.
Why are there no such panty dropper films for girls anymore?
Dirty Dancing, Titanic, Pearl Harbor and Twilight all got panties wet and women loved to insert themselves into some emotionless useless submissive girl.
Why don't they do stuff like that anymore? It's so easy to get the female audience.
Is there any movie of the past years that appeals to girls?
>goes to premieres
>never in any of the films
Why does this happen?