Thanks for inviting me over to watch The Joker bro. I brought over some 'za for us to eat while we watch...

How did you know I liked sausage lmao!

>I'll have uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the chicken McDo

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Cheat day is Saturday, bro.

most gay people arent even attracted to a man, they just want to feel that male strength so much they sleep with men for the raw energy

>one ticket to once upon a time in Hollywood please

>mcspaghetti
???

Lol jesus christ that picture cracks me up everytime

Thats asian girl body stance for "i want to fuck him now"

what a load of bullshit

Calum is an insane genetic freak. I mean don't get me wrong, he is still juicing, but even off the juice when he tore his bicep he was still shredded.

Essentially life is unfair and we should kill ourselves.

Philippines McDonalds

you can eat as much pizza as you want if you work out a lot and take steroids

what does cock taste like?

jesus, she's less than half his size.

Michael Phelps has won more Olympic medals than any other athlete in history. He eats pizza.

>Essentially life is unfair and we should kill ourselves.
Take advantage of drugs before you do, make use of your brains pleasure centres.

you have one yourself, give it a try and see

a bag of sand

He has godtier genetics is all, we literally cannot compete

youtube.com/watch?v=JBKej6n_A9I&t=&ab_channel=CalumvonMoger

actually, i'm a femanon. Never had a bf so never tried it

Fuck off. This is obviousry photoshopped.

I stay shredded and I binge on icecream and cookies every weekend. Get a clue DYEL

calories in calories out, tubby

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the fat guys pizza looks healthier than muscle mans funny enough

proof that chads are absolute bros

Your tiny penis

Why yes, I do buy frozen pizza and then add my own toppings

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like cock, is breeddy gud.

>Cheat day

Is that a nice way of saying "the day my girlfriend brings Tyrone over"?

>obviousry

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>tfw no delicious 'za to munch on

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Take one liter of water and add 5 to 10 grams of salt, freeze it. Lick it. If his dick is clean, that's what it tastes like

mutts law

Are you insane

For the last time, troids are not women.

lmao

This is not even Reddit, it's e thot Twitter funnyman. Fucking die.

fat guys pizza has vegtables! the veggies cancels out the cheese and bread, duh!

Are you talking to a mirror? I didn't say anything about black cock.

>in b4 "Tyrone is an exclusively black name"

No it isn't, black dick lover.

This. I measured my dick like 10 years ago, had reason to measure it again recently and it's like I've lost an entire inch. I don't know if I measured wrong the first time or if I don't get as hard because I'm in worse health than back then. In any case, that and a few other factors have convinced me I'm going to kill myself sooner rather than later.

Explain men who like to fuck scrawny effeminate twinks?