How come there are no teen movies / frat movies anymore?

How come there are no teen movies / frat movies anymore?

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Being in a frat was lame 20 years ago. Surely no one is paying for friends in this day and age.

roastie dabbed on

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i still don't understand what the fuck is going on in this webm

thats the strangest nose I've seen on a dude ever
it curls up too much

college socialists will never experience this

Just last year there was a teen comedy movie about a guy who had to reattach his dick after an accident

what's going on?

Girl asks if he wants to make out

He says no

Girl can't believe it because she's hot and has probably never been told no when offering her body

i wish rhinoplasty didn't cost so much
i hate my nose :(

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yep, they fucked that night

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Girl: Do you wanna make out
Boy: No
Girl: :OOOOOO

>because she's hot
X

Why does she look so excited while getting rejected though.

It looks like she's saying "want to make out," and he says "no."

>make out what?

yeah i'm thinking frat kino is back on the menu bros

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why are fratchads so based

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do you know nothing about women? You probably wonder why girls ghost you after you dump everything about you on them and text them "on time"

How teenage boys act and talk among themselves is too regressive for modern film critics.

So much for projecting brah.
I had 4 long-term girls and dating a cutie for a year.

then how the fuck do you still not know how women work, are you autistic

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It's impossible. Half the movie will be the teens sitting in front of a computer or on their phones. Modern teens don't go outside, don't have sex, don't go to parties, they don't do anything but post online.

You'd expect her to be a little dissapointed or dumbfounded by that.
She looks like she was told he has a ten inch dick while getting rejected.

Why there is no sound on webms on Yas Forums ?

she basically was just told that

moot didn't pay the sound bill

Because you touch yourself

Super impressive at 22, but wait until he's 32, needs at least that much to feel normal, and is drinking in front of the TV on a Wednesday night after work rather than at a frat party.

As someone who's not an alcoholic, why is him doing what he did so shockng?

she is both disappointed and dumbfounded.

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>le CHAD Lopez
>le vierge Cohen

I do?

Alcohol chugging always brings out the :0 faces, its cringe and lame.

That’s a whole lot of relationships you slut

you "pay" to do cool shit with your friends

never understood why nerds repeat this line as if they've never been in any sort of organized activity whatsoever with a registration or membership fee

Honestly. Making out with some random mouth with out at least mouth wash is gross. This guy is pedestal pilled.

I'm 31 yo alcoholic and I only have to drink 3-4 shots to feel normal. I guarantee you this nigga did some borderline gay shit and promptly blacked out.

>so excited
Look at her eyes, she's not excited. More like shocked at what she thinks is a rude response.

This is the stupidest thing to be impressed about. Might as well give him your number and ask him to send pics of any large shits he took. "Impessive shit! Wanna fuck?" - women today.

she's clearly both disappointed and shocked you dumb fucking autist

omg a WHOLE BOTTLE of 200 ml

Normie people have very hard time chugging hard liquor because of its harshness (alcohol irritates the gag reflex). If you are a hard drinker though you can down a liter of vodka with ease.

I was speaking from experience :(

I'm 32 and down a 12 pack, at least, per night. Somehow I've been able to maintain my alcoholism through quarantine

No, a frat is paying to be part of the friend group. I am part of a softball league. That is paying to have fun with friends. And it is nothing like a frat.

I thought that was steak sauce

You're a simp and a rube.

It's not really

A half bottle of rum like that is good for about 8 measured drinks. That would last most people a couple of nights, downing it like that would make a lot of people vomit
It's 375ml, I get your point but most people would be out of their gourd drinking that much in a night