We are the domino that will knock over a line of dominoes that will push a marble into a chute that will knock over a cup of water that’ll hit a hamster wheel that’ll turn a string that will knock over hammer that will hit a lever that will release a golf ball that will hit a door that will open and drop a knife onto a rope that will release a clothes pin that will turn on a turntable that will knock over a marble that will knock over a release a spring that will open a matchbox that will drop a match, that will bump a magnifying glass that will ignite the match that will burn the first order down.
We are the domino that will knock over a line of dominoes that will push a marble into a chute that will knock over a...
Juan Baker
Dominic Richardson
>We Just turn the crank, and snap the plant, and boot the marble right down the chute, now watch it roll and hit the pole, and knock the ball in the rub-a-dub tub, which hits the man into the pan. The trap is set, here comes the net! Mouse trap, I guarantee, it’s the craziest trap the First Order will ever see.”
Kevin Nelson
Camden Richardson
based
Kevin Sanchez
It really is just such a bad line, and I love that it comes at the end of the movie. The rectal cancer cherry on top of a shit sundae.
Jordan Sanders
a-bloo-bloo
Owen Lewis
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Jeremiah James
Hudson Gray
cringe
Alexander Hall
pee pee, poo poo
dee dee, doo doo
yaddle yaddle
that'll that'll
Nathaniel Butler
We are the spring that will launch the firebomb into the dust chasm that will send it to the vacuum elevator that will carry it to the top of the embassy where it will burn House Harkonnen down.
Blake Cox
Ryan Hernandez
We are the zippo that will light the fart that will burn down the First Order.
Mason Clark
>...it's sand
Evan Sanders
>somehow...*sigh* baron harkonnen has returned.
Easton Garcia
I've actually forgotten what the real line is its that bad
John Cook
we are the fist that will punch a Nazi
Nathan Williams
>we're the Rube Goldberg of screenwriters, that will deliver a shitty line from a shitty script
Jordan Ward
Julian Davis
Did the prequels have any memorable lines? Did the OT for that matter? The only one I remember is “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky”.
Jacob Diaz
Literally the plot of Children of Dune
Benjamin Nelson
Colton Cook
>prequel
>evey line by sheev
>oh im not brave enough for politics
>hello there
>you were my brother anakin
>OT
>never tell me the odds
>do or do not
>thats no moon
Aiden Wilson
It's an impressive line in that it's so unsalvageable that there's no way to make it sound good no matter how you manipulate the sentence.
Thomas Young
>I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.
>”R2 hit the buzz droids center eye”
>Did you ever hear about the tragedy of darth plageius the wise?
>I hate sand
>sorry mlady
>now this is podracing
>yippee!
Caleb Jackson
>Did the prequels have any memorable lines?
Literally all of them
Austin Green
DEY GOT DOMINOS NOW?!?!?
Luis Howard
LOL
Henry Hill
>Sparks are igniting
>Flames are spreading
>And the Capitol wants revenge
Read that off the back if Catching Fire just now
"Fire represents anger!" Deep
Nathan Smith
>hello there
>YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER
>From my point of view the Jedi are evil
>UNLIMITED POWER!!!
>Do it
>I am the Senate
>Good, Anakin, good....
>I have seen a security hologram of him
>Not even the younglings survived...
That's all just from one movie. So shut the fuck up you insufferable trailer trash cretin. Fuck you and fuck reddit too.
William Ortiz
And only an avowed National Socialist could dislike this movie in any way.
Owen Phillips
They should teach you in film school to only use “that’ll” once per line of dialogue.
Matthew Clark
>ITS OVER ANAKIN
>I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
To this day that line always makes me laugh
Jeremiah Flores
As much as i hate TLJ for what it did i respect rian johnson for actually sticking to his creative vision and trying to implement something different and a message into this soulless zombie of a franchise