How do we convince people to make better weed movies?

How do we convince people to make better weed movies?

Attached: 1557020161464.jpg (969x502, 43.11K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=I8SzujSn3CY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

How about we stop making weed movies?

Smiley Face is one of the better stoner movies and the main character is a girl.

This

Curry slut can go make her own in Baliwood

write them for adults instead of teenagers. half baked is probably the closest approximation i can think of. high maintenance goes too far.

Makes sense that a stupid whore wouldn't even know that a top 3 stoner movie stars a woman

Does this woman not know Half Baked?
If only.

I think I'm going to have non-consensual sex with this user.

I am decided: this user will be raped within the month. I will devote myself to finding out his residency, his routines, and I will plot and plan my moment of violation meticulously. This is a very real goal I have set, and I shall know neither rest nor mortal satisfaction until it has been attained.

If you think about it, how is this user different from a woman? They are equally timid. Equally frivolous. Equally acquiescent. Equally narcissistic. Equally upset by a combination of words or ideas that do not conform to the status-quo. And no doubt this user has sucked a penis too--maybe just a silicon one (for now),
but nevertheless he has tried it; has been struck with the same sort of 'oh-i'm-so-so-naughty' inclination that seizes all women at some point in their life and with the frenzied tom-tom of feminine sexuality blaring in their head which is only ever empty and only ever filled when the image or implication of a Penis can be grasped in external reality, and just like such a woman has this user greedily taken hold of the dildo that he secretly keeps in his top drawer (why disguise it further? why, wouldn't he be happy if someone were to discover his little perversion? oh think of how oh so so naughty that would be!) and after taking the full 7.5" of rubber down his throat he is filled with such a thrill such that no expression of his "masculine" sexuality has ever come close to attaining.

Hmm, indeed, the lines between Woman and this user continue to blur, and my dick continues to rise. Raping him could be
ethically and epistemologically justified, both through Utilitarian ethics and Platonic Teleology, but I will not go into that here. Suffice to say that raping this user would be a net benefit for the world as such, as material entity and conceptual ideal. It would be a rape that would satisfy so many hearts, so many minds, and most importantly my own penis.

>Harold and kumar go to White Castle
Dumb poo bitch

I've recently rewatched Pineapple Express while on weed. While the opening was pretty good the rest of it was absolutely boring and unfunny as fuck.

Ted 2

Should someone tell this dumb bitch that all the stoner movies are about dudes because they are the ones that write and make them? And since when are they about white guys has this zoomer cunt never heard of cheech and chong?

Yeah, roasties are fucking stupid. youtube.com/watch?v=I8SzujSn3CY

>hurr im a fag

So it's just art-hos heading to a party, smoking some guy's weed and talking about quirky nerdy things for 2 hours before leaving and not fucking anyone.

This, it was very interesting but didnt it have a cringe trip scene where everything changes colours and shit?

When you say it like this its actually sad. Adults shouldnt want a weed movie....

this bitch is a retard
Harold & Kumar, Half Baked, seth rogan movies, Cheech & Chong are the most popular stoner movies, and there is only 1 white guy in 1 of those movies

Last I checked neither cheech nor chong were white

Harold and kumar Cheech and Chong???

I think he's one of those skull fuckers.

I think the dude fucks skulls.

If there was a market for it, Hollywood would make them. That's what these idpol idiots dont understand. If there was proof that movies about genderfluid black bisexual handicapped trannies would make money, they would get made. But there isnt, so they won't. So instead they will just bitch about "representation" until the end of time.

Weed movies shouldn't exist at all

Weed movies are literally never funny HOWEVER
lot of stoner movies feature Hispanics (cheech and Chong) and Afro Americans

checked. user will be raped

high maintenance was actually really good for the first 2 seasons. i don't know that i would even call it a weed show. it's mostly character profiles about people that happen to smoke weed, and the main character is a dealer that ties everyone's stories together. novel concept, but the show has turned to absolute dogshit since it's been on hbo.

girl stoners are even worse than male ones about "Weed culture" mostly cuz they get all their weed for free by being cute

>watch any live action movie on weed
>be constantly aware that I'm just watching people do pre-written things in front of a camera for money
>cringe and switch to vidya
Every time.

Attached: autist.png (560x609, 490.93K)

They are all jews, blacks, and Hispanics what is she talking about

based

Literally the most widely known stoner movies are about two minorities can these absolute retards just shut about their bullshit.

harold and kumar? friday? soul plane?

Birds of prey exists

a female stoner movie would literally just be some dim annoying white bitch sucking dick for weed
if you want to watch a stoner movie about women, just go on pornhub or brazzers and look up "teen sucks weed dealer's dick for weed" or some shit and you'll have your movie
women are not interesting or entertaining and are stupid animals

>seth rogan movies
>not white

Attached: 1569985360470.jpg (960x1440, 300.62K)

Hey, Seth.

Women are so fucking obnoxious

You dont get it. What's wrong is that these movies dont make money. They should, but you and other white males are sexist/racist/ableist etc. If a movie is not making money it is your fault. Nobody is blaming capitalism.

132325023
Possibly the weakest bait I've ever seen. No (You) for (((you))).

in america they are

based

What race are all those 3 people?

>not fucking anyone.
Hahahahaha.

I hope all stoners die from rona, they suck/are smelly

rogen is full jew
franco says he's half
mcbride says he part

>He doesn't know

>rona
Did your communist government forbid you to write the word "corona" now?

My mom smokes a lot of pot, like an oz a week

The most iconic stoner movies are Cheech & Chong and Harold and Kumar. None of those movies are remotely good, but point is the bitch is wrong.

fpbp

Best description of "stoner girls" I've ever read