Whatever happened to Miranda Cosgrove?
Coke addiction. Sad story
is there anything like Nick nowadays?
Apparently she’s gets gangbanged at coke fueled college parties
FUNNY POWDER
Your mom
I know the guy that discovered her lmao, her and Zach Effron, he's actually a cool guy (the guy that found them)
tHe GhOsT oF uSc
Made enough money to call it quits, now she does what she wants. Pretty good life desu
What's with all the Schneider's Bakery threads recently, I'm not complaining. Also isn't she part of the minions franchise, that could probably keep someone's income afloat ad infinitum
wrong actress. mccurdy is the quiet life.
Post the pasta
lmao no
Looks good for 27
I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.
Most of the Schneider girls, and dudes for that matter, have aged pretty damn well
She's dead ass broke trying to do stand up comedy and shitty YouTube vids.she needs to just get into porn and swallow as much cum as she can handle
Would you bros? Even if she has the body of a 12 year old?
Damn
Can't wait!
>implying that is a bad thing
her body is perfect, its her too big face that is the real deal breaker.
>apparantly
In otherwords shit you made up
dude can you not post these?
i am doing no nutt
footslut
Kek
she married me and we lived happily ever after
whats her bf's name again?
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
I believe you
this """"""girl""""" is so fuck ugly. I guess you had to be a zoomer who grew up getting your first boners to her to think she's attractive in the slightest.
She has very round cheeks.
a smoothy
She prolly gettin dicked down by some bbc right now
I heard she got a train ran on her by a bunch of black dudes on the USC Trojans football team.
Beer Can Dan
lost
You telling me Michael Jackson is still alive?
sitting on my face
I wish I was an attractive woman getting gang banged at coke-fuelled parties. I hate being an ugly man.
we hate you too
Dan "The Man with a Plan (to Rape)" Schneider.