Sergeant Calhoun is a major character in Disney's 2012 animated feature film Wreck-It Ralph and its 2018 sequel...

>Sergeant Calhoun is a major character in Disney's 2012 animated feature film Wreck-It Ralph and its 2018 sequel. She serves as the non-playable protagonist of the first-person shooter game Hero's Duty, where she must fend off monsters known as the Cy-Bugs. Calhoun was programmed with "the most tragic backstory ever", rendering her stoic and no-nonsense. She ironically finds herself teaming up with the ever-cheerful Fix-It Felix on his journey to find Wreck-It Ralph, after the latter accidentally unleashed the Cy-Bugs upon the arcade during his game-jumping adventures.

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Rape gangs

Built for cybug gonads

>stoic
I'll fuck her silly anyway.

Watched this for the first time a couple months ago. Extremely entertaining. No interest in the sequel, though.

My favorite part is when Felix tries to wreck the jail bars.

sequel was shit, don't bother.

Sequel has some interesting ideas at first, and it was nice to see ralph/penelope together again etc, but it just got dumb and weird very quick.

Also call me crazy but I don't want to have to think about the internet and how fucking wonderful it is according to the film. I prefer the setting of the arcade and the innocence of it yknow? reminds me of my childhood playing simple games and simpler times, I don't want to have to think about disney and amazon and all this shit that exists now.

>blonde Commander Shepard with bigger tits
She deserved her own series desu

>First movie: Everything will be alright as long as you have good friends
>Second movie: Friendship stops women reaching their goals, fuck it.
This is the power of woke.

I only care about one thing and one thing only. Where is the porn?

Wokies really do ruin everything they touch. They're just so sanctimonious and blinded by ideology that they stuck the fun out of everything

Hard for me to fantasize about a cartoon voiced by an old lesbian even though she was hilarious in 40 year old virgin.

ok....and?

The sequel was great, it added a whole new dimension with the internet. My favorite part was when Vanellope accidentally searched her name on the Rule 34 paheal page.

kek

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>woman
>stoic
Yeah no

COMMER'S GONNA WRECK IT

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>shadman

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Created for British Broadcasting Company

Same

The boob plate should have been skulls
Don’t even @ me

please tell me shes in part 2

Never cared for this film. Even back in 2012, i thought it was a step backwards from Princess and the Frog and Tangled.

>her chad husband dies and she marries the beta manlet
What were the directors thinking?

The second movie fucking sucked
first is fun, second feels like a lecture

odd @ me

1 is fun at first, but it gets boring after he enters Sugar Rush. The whole medal story feels like a retread of Tangled's crown story.

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Yeah, i felt like the flashback with the husband was a joke that missed the mark. Also, the romance subplot felt kinda rushed. Doesn't help that they barely appear in the sequel