My Gf asked me which was the scariest movie ive ever seen

My Gf asked me which was the scariest movie ive ever seen.
I said pic related, she broke up with me the same day.

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Wtf, i hate my younger sister now.

lol it's Hannibal

That didnt happen

Haha anyone else agree that le women unreasonable.

As a teacher I can confirm that this is is straight up nightmare fuel. I'd probably just fucking off myself.

Unironically yeah

I got a dvd of this for my Dad's birthday (he was a primary teacher) and he couldn't finish it.

Have you revealed your power level to your students?

God no. Posting on this Taiwanese basket weaving forum is paramount to committing a hate crime.

I teach upper-secondary and I've had female students eye-fuck me which is extremely awkward since they are usually so bad at hiding it.

Yeah I had a really hard time finishing it as well.

Why the fuck would this be scary to you? Presumably you're not a little girl getting molested like in the movie?

weird flex but aity

Another teacher here, yeah it was hard to get through. Absolute nightmare fuel. Luckily there are guidelines to never be alone with students in closed spaces in case of shit like this.

Agreed, this is the scariest movie of all time for men.
What about women?
What is the scariest movie of all time for women?

There's no way in hell I would work with kids if only to stay away from such accusations.
Hell, I'm majoring in psychology and I'm already anxious as fuck of getting accused by some mentally ill female client.

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The Most Dangerous Game

Das Boot

Lars and the Real Girl

lol wtf you think a woman would sit down and watch Das Boot?...

that's the joke

I'm NEVER going to be alone with a female student. No way.
Talked to a friend who's a pre-school teacher. He never changes diapers or helps the kids in the bahtroom simply because he doesn't want to be accused of being a pedo.
Extra workload for the female staff but they are sympathetic.

Can't you film all your meetings for security reasons?

probably some stupid shit about your bf cheating on you with the prom queen

Alright, that got me.

Kek that’s an awesome gift for a teacher dad

>Can't you film all your meetings for security reasons?
I'm not sure you can do it without consent from the patient, but that's something I'll have to look into.

Male gynecologists put their careers on the line with every patient can you imagine the stress?

Maybe a movie where the woman falsly accuses a man for rape but loose and the man ends up killing her.

The Exorcist, I always feel eerie after watching it, then would be A Requiem for a dream for the drug use. My ex cried when we watched Ran(1985), don't know about scared but I understand why she dumped you. It's kinda pathetic honestly.

This lol

Why the fuck did she cry at Ran? Is she retarded? That movie is great and more of a comedy if anything

My dick gets hard when I watch The Exorcist

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dayum

What the fuck was that surreal movie with the scene where the woman is in The subway and is somehow bleeding out of her vagina?

True bruh, true

The Girl On The Train

Apparently watching a japanese rework of Shakespeare is too hard on some people. I bet she is also one of those who is horrified with game of thrones. I guess that's normal for someone who's stuck on romantic comedies with extra cheese for most of her life.

that's retro AF

>see this in bedroom
>what do?

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Isn't King Lear a tragic comedy? I doubt she cried because she was attached to the characters. I doubt it had anything to do with family or honour. Either she is retarded or must have been going through her period and was triggered by some dumb bullshit