Joe Rogan Needs to Stop Pretending to be a Comedian

>Chris D'Elia is his latest guest
>Chris's podcast is the funniest podcast in my opinion. Its just him talking by himself for an hour.
>The 1st 1 hour and 45 minutes of the Rogan's show is a train wreck.
>Chris keeps trying to start bits and Joe keep shutting them down without even realizing it.
>not only is Joe not funny, he prevents genuinely funny people from being funny
>at 1:45 Bryan Callen enters the room
>immediately Chris and Bryan start joking with each other and the podcast becomes hilarious
>Joe mainly stays quiet but occasionally interjects and kills the buzz
>Joe seems to become frustrated and keeps trying to drag the conversation back to wild animal attacks
>he realizes that he is not capable of being funny.
Why does he insist on pretending to be a comedian?

youtube.com/watch?v=98mh3jxcuxI&t=6348s
If you are going to watch this episode. Start when Bryan comes in.

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joe rogan and hes fans needs to kill themselves right about two years ago

but wild animal attacks are funny

D'Elia is even less funny if anything.

i cant fucking stand that guy. no idea why hes popular. little bald goofball. hey look at me im joe rogaine i can kick bags really hard smoke weed

You're not one those CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS, are you user? Bill Gates is a SUPERHERO.

It's amazing how a moron like Joe has become this feared almighty comedian godfather, where he can blacklist people with the snap of a finger if they don't pay their respects to him and his (((sponsors))).

Has there been any decent Rogon podcasts with interesting people recently? I stopped watching several months ago.

It's been nothing but lefty shills and his butt buddies lately.

>hes
retard

chris delia is only famous because his dad is a producer in hollywood, chris is also a sensitive faggot. joe rogan sucks too

Lol god damn you guys are brutal who do you actually like?

I think Joe is pretty great though yeah don’t really see him as a comedian the way he sees himself.

I still think the best American stand-ups are the best in the world right now in general
But the worst really are the absolute worst, even worse than the cookie-cutter UK Apollo crowd

He's not a "comedian", you retarded plebs!
He's a ~C O M I C~

get the chip and take the mandatory vaccine you fucking dipshit retard. conspiracy theorists are unironically sub 80 IQ.

please don't google what Bill's vaccines did to aficans and indians

Confirmed fag.

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Why do you care?

>who do you actually like?
Norm, Seinfeld and Larry David.

he's not funny but he's alpha enough that nobody will say it to his face and they all play along because he has power too. probably something to do with the comedian tribe looking out for each other as well

>bunch of buddha statues.
I can't think of anything I find more contemptable then white guilt-ridden leftards with Buddha statues.

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>please don't google what Bill's vaccines did to aficans and indians
WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. STOP. PAUSE.

do people find chris funny?

>American stand-ups are the best in the world right now in general

Mostly because they are basically just an American culture. No one else basically does them. Try to copy them but that is it.
Euros do humor differently, via theatre, cinema, or in the form of talk show similar to US Late night, only more comfy and personal.

Every single person you named is a hack

Literally everyone except Kreischer, Segura, Diaz, D'Elia, Von, Schaub, and Shaffir.

It's wild how a "comedian" so often just does not understand when someone is joking

>please don't google what Bill's vaccines did to aficans and indians
Turned them into retards?

If I’m going to play devils advocate, maybe he was intentionally trying to steer the show in the direction of not doing bits so they can actually talk about shit other than comedy? If you want to hear bits go to Chris D’s show.

But yes, rogan is an unfunny hack and it doesn’t surprise me he tried to talk about boring shit like hunting and chimps rather than the actual career of the guy he’s interviewing

Joe should just admit he's not funny funny. He is more like a TV writer. Those guys can write funny stuff but they're not "funny".

Does anyone else sympathize though? I am mortally unfunny. I can sense humor but never dish it...

>What's up with gays? Do they really take it up the ASSSS?

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Being a shitty person is almost always a prerequisite of being a comedian.
They know when other people are joking, they just get angry when they're not involved.

What does everyone think of Joey Diaz? Never watch any of his bits.

I really like the sound of his voice for some reason

Fucking disgusting

That whole group is unfunny fucks, but watching that morbidly obese, blubbering fucking spic is actually vomit inducing

His hood stories are pure kino

don't bother with any of it unless it's someone in the ufc

>dude I took a dropper full of CBT and I was so hiiiiiiiiigh
>Joe there's nothing psychoactive in CB...
>DUDE SO HIIIIIIIIIGH

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Proud Hakan main since Super Street Fighter IV.

It’s no secret he’s not funny. Cocksucker made Andy Dick look funny in the 90’s but he’s been preforming standup since before you were born I don’t think your gonna change perception on this one kiddo.

This is correct.
Joe Rogan is the alpha male of the LA comedian community. If you aren't in with him, you can't be a successful comedian there. He should have the sense to realize he isn't funny though.

>Joe Rogan Needs to Stop Pretending to be a Comedian
I didn't realize he presented himself in that way or was supposed to be funny. I don't think I've ever seen anything from him that was humorous

Trying to do "bits" on a live podcast doesn't make you funny. if anything it's the opposite.

>media cult leader needs to stop pretending *foundational belief of his cult*
Being a comic is his ultimate get-out-of-what-I-said-free card. Being funny isn't the point.

Joe Rogan's a fuckin' idiot whose main skill is convincing other idiots that he's insightful.

He’s like that old uncle who has the occasional gem of a story from the good old days but mostly drones on and on because of the brain damage from drugs. He’s worth it if you have run out of content.

I find him pretty funny. When he says "Let me tell you a story." and people already instantly laugh, it's some shit he did when he was younger or something recently.

The last podcast he had with Joe not too long ago, right near the end when he talks about eating some pills, He's saying "something is happening but not fast enough." to "I took two more and they all hit me at once." I already cracked up.

it's possible the manufacturing process isn't airtight and some thc is getting in

I seen his stand up specials and thought they were pretty funny not top tier funny but mid tier funny

in probably half the clips of his show that youtube keeps recommending me, he keeps giving his dumb opinions "as a comedian." "as a comedian i think that bla bla." the guy really thinks he's a comedian.

Being an alpha male and having a short man complex are totally different things you need to learn the difference.

Unironically the most entertaining episodes are the fight companions.