Who would win

The Dark Lord, primordial source of evil and darkness, the most powerful of Ainur, eternal enemy of light and all that is good

or

some spider.

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shelob mogs sauron

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME BALROGS!!!!!

>shelob
you need to go back

That ain’t shelob

Lorelets ITT

I really hope this post is just a ruse and you're not actually this retarded

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A GIANT SPIDER. BALROGS HELP ME

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Book name?

>christopher tolkien's fan fiction
>lore
Pick one and only one

kek beat me to it

In Melkor's defence no one really knows what the fuck Ungoliant is or where it came from

a better question

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The Silly Million

damn shelob looks like THAT??

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How many Ungoliants would it take to mog Ancalagon the Melanin Menace

5, and 1 just eats the other 4 to get bigger

>primordial source of evil and darkness
Whoops. Eru is the source of devil and darkness.

it also aint sauron

>be Ancalagon
>die to a boat

Good question. Ask your mom.

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Is that how he really went out?

Did Stephen Kang partially base Pannywise's spider otherwordly source of evil and devouring form off of some spider from Sellamillion?

>reddit jokes
Go back.

no he was like
>lol creepy spider go tapatapatapatapa

Youre both stupid

>literally just copypasted his father’s notes

my money’s on the spider since that dragon is a jobber

DAS RAYCIST

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Did Melkor and Ungoliant fug though

cause she got a fatass know what im saying

yes

nobody has sex in tolkien’s universe. marriage consists of cuddling and kissing. pregnancy is achieved by holding hands

Actually, I respect the shit out of Christopher Tolkein for resisting the urge to fill in the blanks or rewrite his dad's notes. If you read the Silmarillion or Unfinished tales you can really feel how uneven the tone and level of detail are, which isn't necessarily a good thing but indicates that he presented the work pretty much as he found it.

A more arrogant editor might have tried to flesh out everything so it all felt consistent and less rough but based Chris knew no one could write those stories like his dad would have so he left it alone out of respect. He didn't want his dad getting the D & D treatment.

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