Ja ist Uwe Boll here again. Can we please have a discussion about the themes in my movies?

Ja ist Uwe Boll here again. Can we please have a discussion about the themes in my movies?

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why, is he making movies again?

I like the recurring theme of them being terrible.

siegburg?

What's his "best" movie?

What video game will he make a movie of next?

fly me out nigga, I'd beat the shit out of you

Dein Deutsche ist widerlich.

thanks uwe, very cool

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Tunnel Rats

i keep hearing rampage is far and away his best movie. is there truth to this?

It's a competent movie but unless you're an edgelord you won't find it being anything special.

blood rayne and dungeon siege

both ironically and unironically Postal

I can't wait for the Chronicles of Megan trilogy.

I liked Assault on Wall Street and Rampage. A bit of an edgy boy wet dream, but I like them. Postal is so ridiculous that it's enjoyable. None of the others I have watched held any interest.

>Chronicles of Megan trilogy
>almost five hours of pov footage with megan talking to you, holding your hand, giving you a shy kiss, laughing at your jokes, hugging, cuddling and finally gently fugging
would be kino

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indeed

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When will you direct the new Star Wars trilogy starring Megan?

unironically how did she get selected as a disney cast member being a 3/10? i thought they factored in appearances heavily

How about a Meganthology series where she plays different characters?

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Have you seen most cast member? Lol. Megan is probably the most appealing of them all

so you're telling his only competent work made him quit movie making?
ironic

maybe they're just picky for princesses then

Why not? She has more acting range than ryan fuckin gosling

You know Uwe is the greatest director when he captures megan's best side on the first try giving her 4chin e-celebrity waifu status.

how about a meganthology series where she plays EVERY character?

>retarded vizerd in ze forest

Brehs. I'd watch it in one sitting

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What themes were you conveying when you punched Lowtax in the face?

Fuck yourself.

In the Name of the King.