The new Tom Cruise

more like tom snooze amirite

I wonder at what point did he think to himself that this was a horrible idea.

i don't know who, but judging from this picture he looks more like sitcom actor than action star.
plus tom cruise somehow looks younger. i wonder what tom cruise looked when he was new tom cruise

Come back in some 30 years to see if he has competed with this.

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it worked for bruce willis and will smith

It hasn't happened

He doesn’t even have an action star name. John Krasinski... sounds like a math tutor.

>when he was new tom cruise
Risky Business?

Jenna, please.

the soiboys that love the office are buying it

Kosinski for example is a good director. Also Polanski.

>saw his wife in Edge of Tomorrow while he was still Jim from The Office
>get mad seeing her with Cruise while he loses the role of Captain America to Chris Evans
>never gonna happen again goddamn it
>make Emily agree she'll never have any other love interests in her moves other than him while he takes on more violent roles and goes full hog into trying to style himself as Chad McActionStar
It's all so transparent jesus christ.

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too tall

Sounds wholesome.

>>make Emily agree she'll never have any other love interests in her moves
But she still has them.

Valkyrie, The Firm and Last Samurai are underrated

He didn't stop when he broke his ankle so he won't stop until either something big goes wrong or he's too old for this shit

Horse face

I feel like he could play a spy because he's just kinda average looking. I guess the same could be said for a soldier but the look of him doesn't draw me in.

I've only seen him in The Office and A Quiet Place. I thought A Quiet Place was quite bad and he didn't show any range in it.

Reminder that Chris Hemsworth made fun of him and he got mad as fuck.

She's in a movie with the Rock this year. But since Rock is secretly gay just like any other bodybuilder John is safe for now.

not quite although it is long idk their is something goofy about his face but it's almost so goofy to a point to where I can't pinpoint why

He's so fucking ugly
How is that possible with the amount of money he has

i can't go to yemen

Go to Benghazi

It actually sounded sincere but big nose took it to heart

remove Jack Reacher 2, MI 2, and Valkyrie

He has done some pisspoor films. He's got some greats under his belt too but everyone picks some duds.