>wake up
>didn't die in my sleep
Wake up
Zachary Nguyen
Adam Taylor
>crippling stomach pain wakes me up again
Fuck me bros. I even excercise and shit.
Grayson Peterson
why can't i just fucking die already
Jackson Martin
>didn’t die in my sleep
Better check on your mother user, you didn’t reply to this post.
Hudson Brown
>still awake while you went to sleep and woke up
Hunter Walker
at least you slept. I'm on a shit ton of Cole and still have more and I feel fucking wasted, I drank like 30 beers through the night. It's 7am now, I've been up for nearly 24 hours. I plan on doing more coke and drinking more but I know I won't be able to be served at 7/11 and I'm hungry and nearly out of smokes. I'm upset because I miss being able to go to bars and I miss my job and o miss my friends and I'm pretty sure my new gf has ghosted me. I gotta go throw up and take a shit at the same time and them drink more and have a smoke. I spilled a liter of wine on my computer last week so I can't watch movies or play games anymore. I just stare at the wall and drink and do drugs
Isaiah Gomez
It's not too late. Throw yourself off a fucking cliff.
Anthony Morales
yeah or if you're in a city suicide by a cop, just remember don't tell "shoot me" or "kill me", instead tell "I am going to kill you" and if you don't have a gun you can actually fire, find a really good replica and hope your cops are trigger happy. I live in Seattle and a guy who lived next door to the bar I hang out at called the police on himself, went outside, fired a pistol, then got shot several times by like 5 different cops, and the poor bastard lived. He should have gone to a less liberal area. I have friends who watched the guy get lit up from their apartments. Me and my drinking buddies were out smoking and we heard it, a lot of shots and he still loves. Some of us were on the news for some reason. I used to fuck a girl in the same building that guy lived in. I guess he's in jail now or something. but his blood was on that sidewalk for like a week and initial reports of the pigs firing squadding him came up but got deleted immediately. Seattle is full of wimps. Dude wanted to die, chose the worst way possible, and instead of saying how the officers were forced to do something that would affect them the rest of their lives these people supported the sad cunt who shot at the cops. No fan of Amanda Duncan here mind you, but cops responding to a shooting deserve at least a modicum of respect or sympathy
Hunter Stewart
so in the beginning of this post I said the word "tell" several times. What I meant was "yell" but I spilled some wine on my laptop last week so I am using my shitty broken prepaid Android phone and it spelled my words wrong. I apologize for sounding like an ESL moron
Connor Anderson
>my mom did
Ayden Peterson
oh God I wish
Cooper Walker
>wake up
>the world is not burning
Caleb Ramirez
>ate cereals all day again
Justin Mitchell
hopefully seattle PD shoot you before you make any more boring-ass posts
Julian Wright
Jaxon Reyes
>wake up
>died in my sleep
Joseph Long
reminds me of the time i blinked and it suddenly turned to morning
i still don't know what actually happened
Bentley Rogers
Are you me?
Daniel Hughes
Living the life
Gabriel Brooks
>haven't had cereal because I only shop at 24-hour Walmarts
>Walmarts started closing at 8:30pm since clownworld apocalypse began
Michael Brooks
Just go before 8:30
Blake Walker
I haven't been arrested in a while but the last time was for jumping from car to car on top of a loving train while blacked out but even then when I came to surrounded by cops they calmly helped me.down and made sure I was safe, then handcuffed me and threw me the drunk tank and that shit was scary. got offered a lot meth. lucky enough to get arrested Friday night and get out Saturday afternoon on PR in time for work
who the fuck are those people who are you?
Chase Collins
>didn't watch kung flu
Blake Watson
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
Benjamin Smith
Was your asshole sore in the morning?
Eli Carter
>who the fuck are those people who are you?
me and the guys, we're just browsing the chans together
Julian Evans
you should see me when bars are open man, I've shown up to work 7 hours late still drunk and successfully demonstrated and coached other people on how to throw an axe properly. I got a poker night tomorrow so I gotta stay fresh and yakked out in order to win that. I didn't do my taxes since 2017 or so which means no stimulus check for me, every penny counts
Elijah Hernandez
nah but the weird part is i wasn't groggy
it couldn't have been an entire night of seizures
Benjamin Rivera
oh okay you look like an okay set of lads would you want to try a bit of goey I imagine you'd quite like it and I can help you get more for a small finders fee
Jonathan Nelson
>imagining how I could die without directly killing myself
>fantasize about saving someone and as a result die (e.g. push someone out of the way of a car and get hit instead)
>think about how the person I saved would feel guilty about it
Is there any way to have a semi-heroic death without anyone feeling bad about it afterwards?
Liam Perez
how should i kill myself so i become a cursed ghost haunting the place where i died?
Leo Taylor
A bbc straight into your heart
Grayson Gutierrez
Join the army I guess, or become a mariner, I hear fishing is pretty dangerous
Eli Russell
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away, I should've walked away
Oliver Ramirez
>sleep
>dream character tells me off thinking he can bully me
>lucid enough to be able to formulate an argument that I continue making even after I wake but have my eyes still closed
>continue telling off dream character for a few minutes, dabbing on him from the awake side about why his argument was wrong
>I know he can still hear me and is seething
I don't even let dream characters bully me, and this has resulted in much more pleasant dream characters over the years.
John Nelson
it is you retard