You're in a hollywood movie, arriving at an airport

>you're in a hollywood movie, arriving at an airport
>airport clerk asks you "business or pleasure?"
What do you respond?

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yes

why choose?

Why, a pleasure to busy like a b b b b b beeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The pleasure is all mine

None of the things a plan on doing are pleasurable so I guess I am here on business, what kind? Investing, ive been hired by a a company to "sort out" a legal issue.
No, I will not need a taxi...thank you

pleasure is my business

>My business IS pleasure!
And then I would hold up my hand for a high five, and not leave until the security guard gave me a high five and called me based IN THAT ORDER ONLY.

“Y-you too”

This is NOT my beautiful wife

I'll have the pleasure, please.

"My father died."

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Pleasure hole please

>cutaway scene showing me doing cool gunfights
>look directly into camera
"Business."
>montage and cool Nas song plays

I'm here for busi

Y-you too

Niggers

>you're in a hollywood movie, arriving at an airport
>airport clerk asks you "Anything to declare?"

Well?

Same as it ever was.

Just these dubs

Yeah, don't go to England

I'm in the pleasure business.

you too

"Yeah" and then I leave

Say pleasure then whip my dick out and start jerking off in from of the clerk
Oh yeah you like this baby girl?
I bet you do, I bet you wish this fat cock was slapping against your all you beef caves
Oh yeah I’m jerking boys are you jerking with me? Let’s jerk together bros.

How did I get here

sperg

Business, always business

Excuse me mam why are you asking me that now? We are just trying to rent some movies. If you insist though *unzips*, pleasure.

>puff on a big cigar
>clerk asks whether you want a smoking or non smoking flight

WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND

haha y-yeah...