Ancient astronaut theorists say yes

he looks like shit now

>An unironic Ancient Aliens believer on Yas Forums

Oh my science, this is a new low for this board.

What norwood level is this hairline?

>16 seasons
How?

like 8 or 9 my dude

One of my favorite quotes ever
>Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is

How indeed?
Could travellers from another world be inflating television ratings?
Is the History channel really...a mind control transmission?
And is all of broadcast television actually an intergalactic conspiracy...for alien takeover?

Ancient astronaut theorists believe, maybe.

Angd if we take a look at satellite imagery of the top of this seemingly nondescript Peruvian mountain ridge we can see that leveling is almost perfectly flaht. Could this moybey have been some koind of staged landing area for the 'Gods'? A place where the 'Star People' would disembark their craft and commune with humanity? Moybey, possibley.

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I read a few of danikens books as a kid and it was some mind blowing shit

miss those days tbqh

still dont know what my father was thinking when suggesting chariots of the gods to me though

sometimes his exictment is cringe

With all the insane theories they have they could make a show like the x files. Heck, still call it Ancient Aliens but make it an anthology big budget series or moderate about ufologists and UFOs, Alien abductions, etc. Like x files.

>yfw Grey aliens were created by H. G
Wells back in the 1800s for his first men of the moon book

this shit was my favorite show when i was a kid
and i guess some of us haven't grown up yet

>but make it an anthology big budget series or moderate about ufologists and UFOs, Alien abductions, etc. Like x files.
uhhhh you don't get to bring greys...

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its never too late

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He's just passionate about his craft

What coind of accent did that goi speak in ?

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Based alien man

No they are not right about anything and that show should be shut down. They take everything interesting about humanity and relate it to aliens for no reason. Instead we could explore how and why humans did what they did. Maybe get people interested in themselves and their potential. Relating it all to aliens makes it all seem like a stupid conspiracy and no one considers the real implications.

Is that true? Is Giorgio a chad?

Americans don't have any potential

Season 3 when?
#FindQuinn

upvoted

Däniken is a fraud and a retard who got fired for stealing from guests in the bar he was working in.

>t. clapistani

reddit gold

It hurts me when you say things like that.

Yet he makes more money than you will ever make in three life times and travelled the world. COPE

Rent free.

I've never heard anybody else speak like him so maybe he was the ancient astronaut all along

Honestly, some of this stuff is really not that far-fetched. It just sort of hinges on whether you believe in aliens.

Kind of fun show, but gets pretty repetitive fast. A lot of episodes are kind of remakes. Same shit, new theories that they probably came up with 10 minutes before the cameras started rolling

>guys it totally isnt far fetched if you just believe in something that is totally made up and has zero proof

>made up
Pama punku begs to differ

Why don't you believe that humans were capable of more than we assume? Why does it have to be aliens? Isn't it more likely that we just lost some ancient knowledge along the way?

I legit believe that human DNA was modified by extraterretrials