Cabin in the Woods

What was his problem?

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LMAO!

why'd the guys at the office make fun of him for being into his job?

Which is based

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What even was his job?

he was the harbinger, he gave the kids a warning which they had to ignore.

What happens if they listen to him and turn back?

then the US gets a fail and they hope the ritual succeeds in another country, presumably

They give the kids a chance to notice something is off and go back home. If they ignore the warning then they justify killing them since they're dumb and clearly haven't seen enough horror movies

I wonder why the other countries didn't try harder
like they barley tried

The atmosphere at the office seems pretty chill, and they have a ton of chances with every country for the ritual to go off. Presumably they all just got complacent and that year everyone fucked up to the point it caused catastrophe.

I never would have thought that faggot Joss Whedon would have written a movie I actually thought was pretty good

this

It was his chance to toss every cliche he's mastered towards the wall because he knew it would all mostly stick in this context

I loved Buffy and Angel so I wasn't surprised

why is he a faggot?

Because Reddit likes him, therefore I'm not allowed to

He poisoned the well of popular writing with quip syndrome. Buffy and Firefly were the progenitors of every character being a smarmy asshole who can't go a minute without quipping about something.

He’s the textbook definition of a simp

>I wonder why the other countries didn't try harder
The one with the Japanese girls was hilarious

This movie triggers so many people on this joke of a board.

it's shit though

No shit?

seriously though how the FUCK did they get away with the whole scooby doo thing where the black one is scooby

>He’s the textbook definition of a simp
quick rundown
didn't watch buffy yet but i know shaggy from cabin in the woods is based

At least all of the cute cunnies lived

No, you're wrong.

Those are some of the worst written shows of all time and dont you tell me that was the point you fuck

is there a better comeback in motion picture history?

Cabin in the Woods is ripe for a prequel.

No I'll just say you have shit taste.

no-one lives user, everyone dies at the end

>simp
>casting couches hot young girls while masking himself as a feminist
yeah okay

>At least all of the cute cunnies lived
True. I took from it that the class of girls were so used to seeing depraved shit in Japan that some scary ghost would not do much to their psyche.

>muh quips are bad
Quippy movies have existed since the 1930s you absolute retard.

it's garbage

>everyone dies at the end
Not right away. The old ones or monsters were like Godzilla- took them awhile to destroy things. A sequel would be possible in a post-aftermath scenario.

>is there a better comeback in motion picture history?
you mean when he comes back and btfo literally everyone?
no
for some reason i knew he was gonna win from the beginning despite going in completely blind like i had no idea what the movie was about and seen nothing other than the cover picture of the cabin

If it's done right
lots of interesting monsters
did shaggy maybe btfo the ancient ones too?

please refrain from replying to my posts with an iq of less than 100

kek

you must be in highschool if you think this retarded shit is a good movie kek

i asked you politely to stop replying to my posts

yeah because you have to be so smart to be able to understand a shitty horror movie kek kill yourself underage bitch

Look at the brain on Brad.