>Why does my ass hurt?
Why does my ass hurt?
Ethan Edwards
Josiah Howard
What is an ass? How do you define ass?
Joseph Ramirez
The first ass was designed to be perfect.
It was a disaster.
Chase Sullivan
MORPHEUS IS FUCKING NEO
Adam Nguyen
>Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman with the big ass?
Oliver Sanchez
You think those are braaaps you're smelling?
Dylan King
>>Why does my ass hurt?
Christian Phillips
Adam Robinson
Its the first time youve used it
Daniel James
It's the smell
Justin Wilson
>The Matrix is a computer generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being... into this.
Ethan Kelly
This is the sixth ass we've destroyed and we've become exceedingly efficient at it.
Lucas Taylor
Don't worry about the ass.
James Sullivan
That looks like it would be extremely painful
Aaron Peterson
Being the one is just like being an ass. No one can tell you you're an ass you just know it.
Brody Morris
UUUU
Easton Russell
A S S
U P ,
N E O
Gabriel Wright
He lied to us Trinity! He tricked us! If you would've told us the truth, we would've told you to shove that red pill right up your eyes!
Kevin Watson
This is the best thread on Yas Forums rn
Anthony Parker
My glutes were dead until I started working out. It was a weird feeling.
Easton Young
kek
Tyler Mitchell
Do not try and bend the ass, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth...there is no ass. Then you'll see that it is not the ass that bends, it is only yourself.
Gabriel Ward
I know this ass doesn't exist. I know that when I put my mouth on it, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy, stinky, and delicious. After 9 years you know what I realize?
>*ssnnniiiiiiiiifffffff*
Ignorance is bliss.
Connor Bennett
Ass, lots of ass
Dylan Hill
This fucking thread
Alexander Roberts
Fuckin gladiator ya fuck
Evan Torres
Which character in the matrix would the average Yas Forums poster be?
Nathaniel Cooper
>The great and powerful Oracle, we meet at last. I suppose you've been expecting my asses, right? The all-knowing oracle is never surprised, how can she be she knows everything, but if that's true then she knew I was coming for her ass so ...why wouldn't she leave?
Austin Rivera
those two autistic nameless faggots from the sequel. without the ghost powers
Kevin Perez
kek
Carson Thompson
no lieutenant, your ass is already dead