Any kinos where the protagonist gets a lot of money and spends it all in one day??

>Only Fans
Who are you subscribed to?

this is an actual cap of my bank account, i thought it was too funny to not take a photo of

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>-$6103.96
everyone

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sike

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I'm dumping all of my $1200, plus more from my savings, into my Schwab account and going to make some sweet gains off this market.

>implying we've hit the bottom

kek what a neet. why don't american grow up, be an adult has a 6 months cash saving to weather through crisis like this? instead of channeling resources to essential sectors like R&D and Defense, the government needs to bail out these losers

Gambling with your money
It all down hill from here
They're literally proping up the stock market with free money and once that realization happens and everything is still close. Shits going to hit the fan.

>tfw have to wait for a fucking check some time in the next 2 months

>implying you're going to earn jack shit from a measly $1200

I had $13000 that I had saved up and in an entire year I earned like.. $20 in interest.

He's not talking about savings account interest you chimp he's talking about an investment brokerage

You need at least $100,000 to make investment work

*using conventional boomer investment strategies

If you are ok with extreme risk and are young with time to make it back, you can gain a lot quickly.

I have experience winning big and loosing big trading cyrpto 2015-2017 so I'm not so worried.

Ok, again why would you invest a small amount like that? There's literally nothing to gain from it. I guess if you don't care about the money, then it's whatever.

Nigger.

buy LINK

>crypto

"It's a bubble"

You know you can invest in mutual funds/IRA/etc and increase the amount in the account gradually as you go right.

I'm gonna use the stimulus check to pay my rent because i'm a responsible adult

If you don't invest stupidly, you'll still get better gains than a savings account or having it rot in a chequing account. What else would you do with the money?

I’m going to use my check to pay this fellows rent

Gee I dunno maybe 10-20 percent annual returns instead of receiving less in interest than the value lost inflation by letting it sit in savings?

I'm out of crypto now, it was a fucking gold mine in 2016. I made so much money off eth, antshares, and during the bitocin cash fork

Now though, I feel like the party is over and you can make just as much in the regular market with ordinary trading and options. Plus when you do everything with a real brokerage account they do all the calcs for you and send you a neat form to use on your taxes at the end of the year.

With crypto you get a fucking nightmare of ambiguity and bootleg excel exports that are not satisfactory documentation for a potential IRS audit. So many anons are going to be in agony when the feds come down on their asses for incorrect filings over the next few years.

:O thanks buddy

I'm using mine to pay the rent of some OnlyFans girl

If he put that $1,200 into this stock at .45 and sold it at it's peak, he would've made $13,000. The same $13,000 you had. No matter how little you have, especially if you could afford to lose it, you should take the risk.

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>buying shit on steam when there hasn't been a new game worth buying in like 2 years

do you retards really use big commercial banks?