/sg/ - Survivor general

Why does twitter hate Ben, bros?

Everyone freaking their kids out by bawling and hugging them smelling like jungle shit

what is it about bobby?

DID THE EPISODE JUST START??

>Family visit

God, I hate this boring shit.

he revealed that women are inferior to men in Survivor
every female finalist since his win got 0 votes

they don't like the way he won and think he only won because of the gay fire twist (which is true)

WTF WHERE' TROYZAN??????

His win was kind of bullshit with all the hidden idols and the fire twist. Second worst winner after Chris Underwood.

The way Jeff talks about people getting love has always been creepy as fuck.

Earl would have run circles around these fools

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>user? Are you ready for some love? Here is the hooker Tatiana that you hired to pretend to be your girlfriend!

That old chick has some good genes

I want to give Denise's daughter some sex therapy, if you know what I mean.

based tony

this honestly. these little kids have no concept of whats going. only to see their parents bent over and balling. i wonder what kind of trauma this is going to cause down the road

>user.. i'm sorry. but you didn't have any friends or anyone that wanted to come. So we brought back Cochran

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Kim's kids don't give a shit

Leave the black dude for last

>Michele says her sister is her soulmate

Uhhh.....

I'm unironically convinced Jeff is a sociopath

Michelle, let's get Wendall out here, with your half nigger baby!

>For the first time in Survivor history, user did NOT have anyone willing to come out for the family visit. Have a seat on the bench, let's get started

I'm here I'm here, was staring at Michelle's ass

>along with one of your kids
yo why’d they leave his other kid hanging

On tocantins coach had an assistant coach come out.

>user! Let me ask you. why aren't you as excited seeing your mom as the rest of your tribe?

>win's the family visit

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Bros I suddenly want to fly Fiji airways

thank you fiji airways

1 hundo p

This family visit sponsored by Jack and Jill

Fuck you Jeff.

Jeff out here recruiting for Survivor Junior, airing on CBS fall 2021

Thank you fiji airways, I hope coronachan doesn’t financially cripple you!

well that was fucking pointless

What do you mean by this? She's 15 and a half.

what a tweest

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What's having loved ones like Yas Forums?

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wtf i want to invest in airplane stock now

fucking sucks, they're always pulling you away from you vidya asking you to do shit for them

Who was in the wrong, Adam or Ben?

From what I remember it's very taxing. Too much reciprocal contracts involved.

I never really understood all the sobbing. You’ve only been gone for about 20 days at this point.

FUUUUUCK I WAS BUSY PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING AND FORGOT ABOUT SURVIVOR!!!
AND IT’S THE FAMILY EPISODE TOO.
Did I miss anything? Was anyone gay or blacked?

respect to tyson for getting that tv time

nu survivor is so soft

nope. really normal families

>everyone gets to see their families
I bet that was in their contract to return

Fuck it! Give everyone $1 million!

Yeah I don’t understand it either. It’s like they’ve never been away from home

We need another australia season, or maybe somewhere in africa.

finally a survivorchad thread

I need my trumpbux NOW!

>yul's family
YUL STAYS WINNING

Damn Yul's wife is kind of a slampiece

I want a screencap of the Mariano kid making that face

>edge of extinction gets families too
Based

>adams dad is a pussy too

funny how that works eh

China season, more apropos.

These have been getting shorter and shorter anyway and they dont even ask questions of the whole cast anymore. What gives?

They all just watch the show live and its barely a reunion

Reminder that in China, Courtney's dad slipped her a candy bar and then threw the challenge because he didn't want to have to spend more time outside

africa was based people were actually breaking down physically. when the black dude ate the cherries and everyone flipped was kino

25 minutes in and literally nothing has happened

yeah, it's probably going to be 2hr40min Finale plus vote reveal plus commercials, so less than 10 for zoom reunion

why do LOSERS who get voted out get to see their families?

Randy from Gabon said in a Reddit AMA that he didn't have anybody to come out, but he was voted out the week before the family challenge.

heh heh nothin personal girls

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this one?

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>late night host crossover special for coronavirus
This will be so cringe

That's it! Thanks. That cracked me up for some reason.

C'mon
T O N Y

Would have been so much better than Wendell

Fuck this is terrible