Why haven't they made HL film or TV series?
Why haven't they made HL film or TV series?
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They were going to and asked me to be one of the security guards, but I said I wouldn't do it until Half-Life 3 was officially released, so they're holding out because of my stipulations. Sorry guys.
Because Valve is a faggot company that doesn't capitalize on it's popular franchises. They'd rather play shopowner with steam.
I would love a series about Black Mesa and the science team - you could do a ton of worldbuilding there, show how they discovered teleportation, how they explored Xen and how G-man began observing/interfering with them.
You could bring all the characters from the franchise to it, like Barney, all the Scientists that had names in HL2, Cross and Green, and the people from expansions like Rosenberg and Keller. You could even include people like Mossman, who were never hired, but seemed to be in the know/associated with the Black Mesa and were scientists on the outside. Add to it military/black ops operating in the shadows and around the facility, it could have some X-Files vibe to it.
they would have to set it in the early 2000s though for things to make an impact, so no bullshit smartphone communications, no gender politics and no current events.
The show would then culminate in the final season with the hire of Freeman and prep to the big test...
I'd love to see a slice of life action/comedy series starring Barney and him dealing with the mishaps that happen at Black Mesa, corporate espionage from Aperture Science, a wacky romance plotline with one of the scientists, wrangling aliens that got lose duing Xen experiments, etc...
because the plot is razor thin
>Brooklyn 99 style comedy show about a group of Black Mesa scientists
>also keep it semi serious in terms of the story, but keep dumb shit like Gordon and Barney racing through thr vents to get inside Kliners office etc
>series finale is the resonance cascade
Plz no. I remember when it was announced JJ Abrahms was gonna do a half-life movie and I wanted to neck myself. Just give us a proper HL3 and skip the movie please.
>Just give us a proper HL3 and skip the movie please.
This. Don't bother.
You can't gender bend Gordon Freeman. That right there is the killing blow for any chance there was for making a film. Get Michael Shanks or Jensen Ackles.
>You can't gender bend Gordon Freeman.
That's why they're making Alyx the new protagonist.
>That's why they're making Alyx the new protagonist.
She works for the G man now. She probably has to fight Gordon.
>make a spinoff title to test VR capabilities etc
>Literally tease HL3 at the end of Alyx
>Hurr dey making Alyx the new protag
Fuck off, If they were pushing "muh feminism" they'd Sooner make a new game with Collette Green and Gina Cross
But she disappears at the end and you get handed a crowbar as Gordon
but you aren't too far off because they made Alyx look like an ugly nigress and Gordon look soi
Gordon in Alyx looks good though
they gotta figure out how to ruin it just right with a cast of niggers and strong womenz
Kino idea but it will never happen and if it did it would be pozzed
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Was it kino?
They can't even make a third game in 20 years. They're never going to make a movie.
Why did they make Eli sound so black/uppity in Alyx?
theyre making half life 3 dipshit it was confirmed in the ending of half life alyx
>theyre making half life 3
Lmfao. OK pal
The crowbar was cut from what would have been HL3, watch the ending, they retconed it
The Mist was kinda like a HL movie
They've been "making Half Life 3" for the past 15 years, zoomie. Don't hold your breath. Valve has never released anything with "3" in the title.
what studio would sign off on only 2 episodes
>he never played Left 3 Dead: Dead harder
Because simps would riot if they gave Freeman a voice
the execs would have to be pretty stoked up on coke and virgin blood to make the movies about office and lab life with the climax being known to everyone instead of the years between hls 1 and 2.
And parts of The Arrival as well.
>Gordon Freeman is made to be a black woman instead of a white man
>eli and alyx are still black
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Yes