Name one random event

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The Creation of the Universe

These dubs

jackie chan

Camus was right

2008 internet humor.

Cause and effect. Nothing is random, everything has a prior cause.

eye spacing at birth

The Big Bang, thereby rendering all subsequent events random.

The Simpsons S11E05

Something something quantum theory

noob, this is how is done

import random

print(random.randint(0, 5))

>not subscribing to compatibilism

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If that were true, we wouldn't send 1.5 billion sperm to do the job.

Evolution came up with a brute-force solution to a problem. What else is new.

What problem? Was this a problem? When? How?

my poopy brown

ss liberty

ITT: brainlets who cannot cope with the fact that we don't have free will.

Fiveheads getting out of the womb successfully

>infinite recursion
lol

randomness is just an order we don't understand.

Prescribed diets are proof that free will exists.

hitler riving germany

Aren't quantum fluctuations themselves literally random?

The Everett interpretation is just a way to explain it, it doesn't actually prove many worlds at all.

>Evolution came up
Are you a retard?

The only scene I've had real trouble with is when the back guy showed them all 10 seconds in the future or something. The delay made no sense for them to see their future self say something then to do or say the exact same thing. I know the whole premise is everything is predictable, but that particular scene I had trouble with since by seeing your future self say something it would influence how you react which would change the result right? I'm excited for the final ep though, my theory is the reason it couldn't predict passed her going there though is simply that she goes in and breaks the computer and it can't predict passed its own destruction.

>babbys first physics class
Also check em

the big bang
the position and momentum of a electron
quantum tunnelling

Yes, it would. It would be the most effective and literal proof of the uncertainty principle.

>I want to get this bitch pregnant but I'm not a wizard and that faggot that knocked up Mary isn't spilling the beans.
What the fuck problem do you think?

my unironic boner for her

It showed 1 second in the future, so it kinda went around this, by involving their momentum. What I think happens is they realize that they themselves are in a simulation, since the machine contains themselves, it means that there's another machine withing the machine and so on. So if they destroy the machine, something similar will happen one layer above, so they all die.

>came up
Are you implying nothing 'came' from evolution?

The machine is not a prediction machine. It's a simulation. It's simulate what might happen but very accurately. You cannot predict the future because it violates causality.

Are you implying evolution is a means to an end?

ted nugent's rise to fame

Why did he even let Sergei into Devs? Why go through the whole charade?

>Evolution is a God and has ideas!

Why do they refer to lyndon as he?

monkey cheese and the spork

the whole cast is weirdly binary in many aspects. The asian bearded guy wore a dress at the premiere, lyndon identifies as male irl, and many more.

cailee cute

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I'm implying evolution is a means with an end

anal

So you're saying it's purposeful.

gib counterexample

Did you fail to understand the question? Think harder and try again.

You don't want to experience randomness. I used to get this feeling of there being a deeper layer to reality, a hidden truth about how things really are and how foolish some of our ideas are. A feeling of absolute terror in the presence of a cold, uncaring, randomness that makes you think everything we deem good and decent is a cruel joke played upon the living, before pulling the ground beneath your feet. Like the whole universe suddenly starts howling in manic laughter as you drop into a black void, revealing itself to be utterly mad. No hope, just chaos.