ITT: the few things Marvel did well
ITT: the few things Marvel did well
more like brap widow amirite
More like Helen Who
*ahem*
god i miss this marvel
why yellow fever fags like this really ayy lmao looking yayoi phenotype?
remember when Iron Man was blasting afganis
OP are you me? Can’t stand capeshit but I have a soft spot in my heart for Spider-Man because grew up with the raimi trilogy. Decided to watch that movie on a whim one day out of boredom and it wasn’t bad, villain was interesting instead of one-dimensional.
Then I watched Far From Home and remembered why I hate this boring capeshit genre.
>spiderman
I didnt mean the entire movie
I just meant the vulture design
Iron Man 1 was kino, mid 00s films had soul
The Tom Holland Spider-Man movies have great villains.
i'm more of an batman / superman guy, animated dc is really close to my heart, but i loved the older marvel stuff, ghost rider, blade, punisher but latest stuff since disney bought marvel everything has been unbearable. logan was the only spark of light from these new ones.
feels like all those new ones came out from the exact same mold and the god damn constant quips.
they used to be much better and entertaining
Me too, bro.
pretty good redesign
>gets into the avengers stash plane
>could take any ironman suit he wanted
>chad just tosses the suits away because wings and fur collar is CHAD
Nic Cage is based.
His reinvention as a blue collar eat from the scraps anti-villain was a very nice redesign.
Fact that they tied the silly bull shit alien crap from 2012 to explain the design also similarly helped a bit since that was already established.
>he is white
>wife is black
>daughter is also fully black
what did they mean by this
This was from an SNL skit
Wife is really dark skinned and Liz is somewhere between.
too bad the protagonist is shit
Adrian"Massa"Toomes.txt
Thanks Dr Genius
Daughter is 100% redbone? Stupid, get to know your nigger types, please, its racism 101.
>Black mom
>White dad
>Daughter comes out white
It doesn't work like that retard.
>Iron Man straight up murders people with flamethrowers, missiles, and plasmabeams
Honestly going back to the original movie after watching the new shit it feels so different and so much more soulful.
Remember when the Iron Man suit had real weight behind it and felt like a person sized tank and not just some floating CGI thing that can do everything?
Only because it is. And because Disney had fuck-all to do with it.
ScarJo's body is just getting better and better, she reduced her tits but somehow it looks even better
I hated the whole technology spin on Mysterio. Too hard to turn you're brain off when you're trying to wrap your head around how some fancy drones and perfect such realistic illusions. I was REALLY hoping the alternate dimension plot string was going to be the real deal.
Wrong
Accurate
Mcu is saved literally by having decent casting . Everything else is CW tier
Still waiting OP.
Me too bro
The actress is literally a mixed girl you absolute moron.
>I hated the whole technology spin on Mysterio
That's his whole thing, the reveal was so fucking shity it almost ruined it though