Would you give her your mortal soul to spend one night with her?

one night seems cheap, lifetimes loyal service would be a better offer but even then I would never surrender my soul brehs

>sell my soul to some white roastie when I could just marry and fuck a qt asian girl every day.

I'm ready to give up, so yes.

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He said Chad, not fat homosexual.

>marry and fuck a qt asian girl
Why are incels so obsessed with bugs?

I know, right? Almost like a religious experience.

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>He said Chad, not fat homosexual.
oh shit, my bad bro tell your bf I'll see him later
*unzips dick*

Thanks Trevor

She's approaching the wall at relativistic speeds

>giving up eternal salvation for a roastie
Are you retarded?

>Are you retarded?
they're just ugly and stupid user, go easy

So I give up a thing that doesnt exist for a night with a 12/10?

No, she is not.

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lol wtf? no this ugly thot needs to pay ME!

I would, but we have to be careful.
If she gathers too many souls, she will become too powerful and destroy our world

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She is ugly without makeup just like every f*male. No, thanks.

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>mortal soul
Hell yeah lol, I thought that shit was immortal. If it's mortal then the torture in hell will end eventually which makes this a sweet deal (I would have taken eternal damnation as well, so the joke's on you faggot satan)

Gladly.

Proofs?

>your mortal soul
first of all, it's not "your" soul, as you don't posses one but are the soul yourself and mortal soul is not a thing either, soul is eternal.

Would cast her as Jeanette for the VTMB adapation

yes

haha that's crazy

Did she killed Yas Forums.org? I can't access non 4channel boards... Are we finally free?

>Saul Goodman detected.

There is no wall, only an adamantine future.

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why do women do this? take bird bites, is this even considered eating?

Females are inherently ugly as they're pressured into makeup from young age which completely ruins their skin and complexion. While in most cases barely working out enough to have a healthy fit body. To giveaway your life for sex with some whore who had to ride a cock train to get to where she is is the epitome of emasculated behaviour.

Once you realize they're no better than you, you might actually fuck whores like her much more often.

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Id give her my soul just to sniff her musty panties.

she can fart in my face.