Snoke Was Just An Intentional Meat Puppet All Along

So you see?
He was never meant to be some ancient, lost Jedi master predating the Clone Wars nor was he ever actually more powerful than Vader and the Emperor combined. He was just Sheev's personal flesh golem controlled by him from afar, made for the sole purpose of completing Kylo's training and nothing more.
If you people actually paid more attention, you would've known it was Sheev's plan to begin with.

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I want to fuck Snoke in his head hole.

They need to give it a rest. You fucked up just admit it and let it go. This shit is just embarrassing

Golem idea is unironically pretty cool. Plays pretty well into the idea that Light Side is all about transcending crude matter and Dark Side is all twisted and unnatural. Jedi can manifest themselves through pure energy after death, Palpatine has to use his dumb meat puppet. It's pretty neat. The only neat thing about this whole thing.

Too fucking bad it wasn't planned in the first place lmao

Why did Snoke have a vagina in his neck?

To make him more of an eyecandy.

I fucking hate Star Wars now. Thanks Disney.

Yeah, they just need to throw the new movies out of the canon and be done with it.

So in TLJ Snoke reveals that he’s what’s connecting Rey and Kylo together, but in ROS Palpatine is flabbergasted that Rey and Kylo are a force diade. Really makes ya think.

I mean, gosh user, it's almost as if none of this was ever really planned out or something....

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>So in TLJ Snoke reveals that he’s what’s connecting Rey and Kylo together, but in ROS Palpatine is flabbergasted that Rey and Kylo are a force diade. Really makes ya think.

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>"Yo dawg! I heard you found Snoke to be suspicious. So, I made him look suspicious with the intent of staving off any suspicions so you wouldn't be suspicious of him."
Seriously, do these chucklefucks think we're dumb?

This.

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It is almost like these movies weren’t planned and they were making it up as they went along.

>did you know this thing that we just this minute thought up and there's no way of knowing it before me telling you?

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>better make this human look like a monster, you know so it will raise less suspicion
what

None of that is particularly important to Rey. Or anyone else now, for that matter.

>intentionally
Pretty sure Snoke was its own thing as stated by TFA nobelization

Snoke is Ezra Bridger, prove me wrong

Based blockbuster actor shitting on lesser franchises

Fucking busted.

Based Frodo.

>inorganic
I dont think that word means what you think it means

these films are literally retarded holy shit

Is there anything about lotr that isn't based?

based hobbit

>They need to give it a rest. You fucked up just admit it and let it go. This shit is just embarrassing
This is 100% true, but as we all know, a corp like Disney can't just acknowledge they made a mistake. They'll have to grind the fandom down to dust over the next decade, to the point where no one wants to think about the sequel trilogy, because the alternative is admitting that they made a mistake.

This if it was done right... blah blah. But the important thing is that having sheev be the baddie for 9 films works as a glue but they were to stupid to not do it properly

Not a single goddam thing.

destroyed by facts and logic