Uhmm.. user.. Could you help me out here?

Uhmm.. user.. Could you help me out here?

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Why even bother wearing a skirt that short.

>kool-aid woman does half the job and expects to be paid the same

who was in the wrong here?

Sure I can
*unzips dick*

*unzips dick*

yeah I'll call a contractor to fix the drywall

>tickle her pussy with a feather

To lead men into temptation, duh.

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I'll be in the wong here in a moment

*unzipping sound fx*

>amerilards are so fat they crash through their paper-and-toothpick mcmansions
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Rape

>mfw I recognize that jav
Kind of bullshit AIKA escorts but doesn't serice foreigners.

why do them asians have such kino tastes in porn scenarios?

>hey is someone there??
>can you help me get down?

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sorry I hate women so no. also you're too old for my tastes

Sure I can
*takes off her shoes and socks*

Code?

>she sneezes

Anyone got the jav code?

And why do you hate women? What have we ever done to thee?

Absolute KEK

Because porn in america is created by jews to destroy
Japs are just cheeky and like cute bums

Age past 12

>we
you'll never be a woman

Hnd-228.. But you have to help me out now..

Not have their boobs in my mouth 24/7

If I fuck a woman in this kind of situation, will I go to jail? How could I get away with it?

Isn’t there one of these where the girl gets stuck underneath a bed somehow? It’s somehow even more ridiculous but still kinda hot desu

Hehe... yeah... yeah...

Kek oddly enough the perfect reaction image for that

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

Based.

Same.
I've had gfs, but sadly they were all skinny and flat.

HND-181 is better

>doesn't serice foreigners.
Really? Damn, it was a dream of mine to go to Japan and have her lick my nipples

I'd remove her boots than huff her soles

do you want me to push or pull?

because they consider what would turn a man on vs what would try to crush a mans spirit