Who was wrong in this situation?

someone is baiting and playing the long game, surely

You're assuming she's a reliable narrator.

I hate the smell and taste of poop, I just like the idea of doing something really gross.

If you don't even trust who's saying it, why give a single fuck in the first place?
Why are people gossiping about randos on the internet?
Are you 60 year old women?

>Maybe it's Alabama or something, and "put down" meant shotgun to the head

>WHY WONT A WOMAN LOVE ME UNCONDITIONALLY LIKE MY MOMMY DOES IM SO UNIQUE AND SPECIAL MY PERSONALITY IS SO DISTINCT AND AMAZING, SHE SHOULD WORSHIP MY FEET AND RECOGNISE MY INCREDIBLE VALUE SIMPLY FOR HAVING A DICK