>You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
You will give me the Ring freely! In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Queen. And I shall not be dark...
Jonathan Collins
Jose Williams
shutup whore
Gabriel Foster
So like was she on the rag?
Grayson Gray
>her description in the book as the party meets her...
God i love Tolkien's descriptions of characters and places...
its probably my favorite thing about him.
Nolan Reed
>be elf mommy’s pusy slave
doesn’t sound too bad
Jordan Perry
This is the shittiest part of the trilogy.
Thomas White
Women, am I right?
Jack Turner
mhmm.
Asher Rivera
Goddamn, she's so cute.
Cameron Rodriguez
She'd fall to Sauron.
Doesn't the book say the only one that could beat him would be Gandalf the White. (outside of destroying the Ring...... and Tom Bombadil giving a shit).
Jaxson Lewis
Yeah, an almost 1:1 quote from the book is definitely much worse than funny green ghost army making every sacrifice of Rohan and Gondor irrelevant.
Easton Powell
nope. if she took the Ring she'd be powerful enough to defeat Sauron but she'd just replace him
Wyatt Peterson
Pleb opinion, Gimli's description of his gifts following this scene is pure kino and her response about how she has passed the test and will move onto the West is wonderfully melancholic.
Dylan Cooper
Even Elijah Wood’s mask is making the same wide eyed terrified face as he is, constantly.
Ryan Wilson
>gives everyone gifts
>frodo gets a piece of magic
>others get baller belts, locks of hair, bows, etc
>She looks at sam
>"And for you samwise...uh...i heard you like gardens so..."
>*squats down*
>*puts hands in the dirt*
>"Here. Some..soil...heh."
>sam acts like this isn't a huge insult
Nathan Mitchell
No.
Have you even read it?
Bentley Gutierrez
Can anyone describe the appearance, or scent, or elvish pussy and anus? Canon and canon-inspired answers only, please.
Brandon Thompson
I like Sam but he's a bit of a retard.
Andrew Gutierrez
Didn’t he get magic rope?
Ryder Adams
>tfw no evil mommy queen gf
John Adams
I never said the ghosts were good. This is just the stupidest part of the entire movie, if not the trilogy. The entire presentation is retarded.
Nathaniel Ward
The ropes were for securing packs on boats. They were gear.
Alexander Butler
We know how it really ended.
Gavin Lopez
shut the fuck up nerd
Levi Cooper
I will rape your wretched ass with a spoon, you Guinea-pig looking fuck.
Carson Hughes
the ghost of man is still man
Easton Thompson
ha got em
Brandon Cook
>sam takes the magic earth home
>homegrows the best ganja anyone ever smoked
Jayden Watson
but it was magic gear packing rope, same as the magic bread and magic hair
Grayson Ortiz
any ancient elf or maia could beat sauron with the ring. sauron put all his strength into the ring, he's depowered and shit without it
Nicholas Wilson
She gave him a Mallorn seed
Julian Phillips
was she the prototype for intagram filter hoes?