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I wonder how many fapping fathers saw their daughters on this. Only boomers would have been stupid enough to buy these vids.

wtf mom!

>tfw trying my hardest to get the Spring Break "Girls Gone Wild," PpV free through DirecTvs promo of 1 single free ppv a yr.

AWWWWW
DRUNKS AND LOSERS
DWARVES WITH LIMPS

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I'd guess early 40's.

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so they could have user sons old enough to be posting on here? I'm depressed now

>sneak downstairs at 1AM
>flip back and forth through channels
>a Girls Gone Wild infomercial is on Comedy Central
>Wild On With Brooke Burke is on E
>Lost and Delirious is on IFC
>MTV is playing Chrstina's "Dirrty" followed by Britney's "Slave 4 U"

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I take it you've never been to a rock concert before.

This used to be all you needed to fap. A still frame of a woman with a big black bar covering her breasts. My dad's stack of Musclemag magazines was also just enough. Seeing fit women with bikinis that would make them look like nuns compared to what thots post on Instagram nowadays. Fuck me the internet really fucked up my fapping priorities

for me it's finding just the right angle for Lara to stand in a corner and force the camera towards her glorious triangles

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no, that's cringe

I too watched comedy Central until 2 in the morning sometimes

and then making her drown

>that scene in Spawn the HBO series where Priest fucks that whore

Not in the 90's it wasn't.

Alcohol was a mistake. Look at these whores. They all birthed alcoholic fetal abominations.

*Chapel

How do I go back?

Zoomies don't like music.

That’s cool but why are you talking about your mother like that?

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3rd world shitter here. Anyone used to have Fashion TV on cable? Bruh it was like free fapping material 15 years ago. Chicks walking down a runway wearing literally nothing but a sheer blouse or a loose fitting dress that let their boobs fall out if they walk too fast. Good times tbqh

Fuck music, I was referring to all the titties that miraculously make an appearance at shows.

Replying to more than 5 posts should be an autoban

Idea for a late 90s/early 2000s nostalgia movie that eventually will become all the rage. Think of it as a gender-flipped Sex Drive movie in which a young girl on her way to college during her senior year of high school in SoCal who is an uptight goody-goody whose friends convince her to go to the beach during Spring Break. Hijinks ensue and she drinks too much. Next morning she wakes up and has to go through a Hangover/Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas-type reminiscence of what happened last night. Eventually, something happens and she realizes that she flashed her tiddies on Girls Gone Wild. She does not like this concluding it to be career-suicide and does not want her father to see it. She and her friend have to go on a wild car-ride to secure the video from the producers to not destroy this young girl's future. At some point in the movie, the father sees it and some funny hijinks ensue with him as he ventures on his own road trip to catch up with his daughter to beat her ass for being a whore. Family fun for the whole family!

Actually sounds like a good premise

absolutely kino show. watched this many a late night growing up

You can have it, my friend. Sell it to the Jewish execs and make sure to munch on their balls and poke their hairy assholes while gobbing on their circumcised knobs. You'll go far if you have the right stuff.

That's the dumbest fucking idea for a movie I've ever heard in my entire life.
Fucking moron.

>When I need directions I always ask the guy with one leg cuz he definitely knows the fastest way to get someplace.

Make the father Muslim and it's kino/10

>wake up at 5am
>fap by flipping between this and a spanish channel infomercial for plastic surgery

for me it was leisure suit larry and spice channel

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It was a different time.
youtu.be/IksRDCMYnn8
youtu.be/bwH3FC57fYg
youtu.be/Kq4OtRsdXls
youtu.be/a0fkNdPiIL4
youtu.be/z5LW07FTJbI

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we?
Could we?

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damn I remember being at an electronics store with my budy and his family, they were purchasing a new TV and we were later going to have a vidya sesh and sleepover.

My budy convinced his dad to buy the Sony brand one because we knew that in the Sony ones you could get audio when watching this matrix shit blocked porn lol