Live action remake when?
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Indian girls have really pretty hair. Too bad most of them weigh 250 pounds and have a drinking problem.
maybe the white man shouldn't forced them all onto reservations (literally concentration camps)
maybe the red man should have developed a civilization capable of defending itself
Pocahontas was their least successful and most controversial movie of the Renaissance era. There will never, ever be a remake for it.
Never, actual Native Americans mostly dislike it and now that they have twitter they're impossible to ignore.
Pocahontas was made in the 1990s. The renaissance was in like 1500.
they could change the story just like mulan, change "john smith" name
It's called The New World. It's kino.
Whats that got to do with how fat they are?
She is literally prime meat for BBC
The Disney Renaissance era.
They eat processed food instead of buffalo now.
How was it controversial? Shouldn't Disney execs be all over an interracial relationship? That's all the rage nowadays right?
huh
>Whats that got to do with how fat they are?
Like the other user said, the reason why so many indians are fat is because they evolved to live in famine conditions for parts of the year, so their bodies are extremely good at retaining fat stores for the lean months.
This doesn't work very well in a society where you can purchase 2000 calories for a dollar, you don't own a car, and the closest place to purchase fresh fruit is 30+ miles away.
nigga avatar came out like 20 years ago
this is licherally all humans dumbass lol
Interracial couples are only pushed if the woman is white. Too many brown people and white liberals would complain about the movie promoting colonization if a live action Pocahontas occurred
The New World, saw it yesterday.
who would win in a fight?
Based faggot cuck
Why do Natives all have addiction problems? Is this a genetic thing? Why are they so depressed and drink so much?
And how the fuck didn't they create any sort of settled civilization after tens of thousands of years?
This. Disneyfags should be rounded up in camps.
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Watch the New World dumb fag.
>licherally all humans
>Go on a business trip near the navajo nation rez
>None of the native women are attractive
DISNEY LIED TO ME
It was controversial in a different way. If you were a kid during that time it was probably like all the other ones with toys, misc media, and elementary school tie in projects.
If you were an adult, everyone was calling out Disney for being pretentious and pandering. Their new era of movies was not only profitable but also critically acclaimed up until that point. With Pocahontas they brought in people who were hilariously pretentious with zero self-awareness and it shows in the final release.
If the Americas were populated by Asians instead, I bet it would be far harder for the Euros to colonize it since they all developed governed civilization.
Why couldn't the Indians achieve this?
The actual Pocahantas was underage and was abducted by John Smith.
>Why do Natives all have addiction problems? Is this a genetic thing?
It's unknown but there may be a genetic factor predisposing them to alcoholism.
>Why are they so depressed and drink so much?
You'd be depressed too if you lived in 3rd world conditions. The worst reservations have life expectancies of 50 years.
>And how the fuck didn't they create any sort of settled civilization after tens of thousands of years?
Plenty did, it's just that the most famous ones lived on the Plains and had to move to follow the buffalo (their primary food source).
They're a conquered people, just like whites are now (mentally).
>Why couldn't the Indians achieve this?
*blocks your path*
Wait, how is Pocahontas pretentious? I suppose I could see how someone could think it was pandering (though I don't really agree) but there doesn't seem to be anything to make it more pretentious than any of the other films at that time.
I would
Amerindians were cannibals.
>Native American girl gets COLONISED by white English man
too controversial for today's woke crowd
Don't do it. That's how we got Mexicans.
>it's another whites revise history to make it look like the indigenous peoples they raped wanted to fuck them episode
I don't think the Aztecs ate the people they sacrificed, but I could be wrong.
This too.
Gay infographic made by deviantart autistic faggot who watched Mr enter and makes tier lists of his favorite cartoon characters. "Reniassance" was adapting and pozzing beloved childhood fairy tales but of course autists miss the forest for the trees.
Is it true that Admiral Zheng He of the Ming Dynasty visited America in 1492? Imagine if the Chinese colonized the continent at that time. What would have happened to the Indians?
Native women willingly spread their legs for the White Gods.
Moner as poca.
dont' act like them indian girls didn't want white dick or white guys not wanting indian girls. Shits new for the girls and it's already been shown that new things is always the new hotness
Based on what happened to the Yue Kingdoms they'd probably just assimilate them.
>I don't think the Aztecs ate the people they sacrificed, but I could be wrong.
They did.
en.wikipedia.org
So like the Spanish? Assimilating nomadic people is hard cause they just leave if you settle there.
No, he didn't visit America. But they probably just would have traded with them and maybe offered them vassalhood.