Why didn't Anakin fuck her?

cringe but familypilled, unlike the ST

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> Luke, did I ever tell you about Yareal Poof?
> Yareal Poof was a Quermian male Jedi who served on the Jedi Council around the time of the Battle of Naboo. I first met Poof when I was at a dive bar on Takodanna getting hammered with Yoda and Sifo-Diyas. We were tripped out on ketamine, Luke, and when I saw this long-necked bastard walk in I thought I was hallucinating. I turned to Yoda and said, "Wouldn't it be funny if this girrafey cunt tried to be a Jedi and got that long ass neck chopped by a lightsaber?" I only meant it as a joke, but Yoda got that wide-eyed look and hopped right off his bar stool to waddle towards Poof and "recruit" him. Sifo-Diyas and I played along. The first thing Poof said was, "Aren't I too old to become a Jedi?", and I thought the game was up right then and there. But Master Yoda has a hell of a poker face, Luke. He said, "No, too old you are not, common misconception this is," and soon we were all walking back to our ship.
> Things started going sideways on the way back to Coruscant when we realized that Poof was a really cool guy, but he wouldn't let the whole Jedi thing go. He smoked some ketamine with us and bobbed his head back and forth, talking about how cool it was that he would get a lightsaber. We started to feel bad at this point, but we couldn't let the poor guy down, so when we got to Coruscant we assigned him to the pettiest jobs we could. First we put him in the Temple library, then had him oversee Starfighter maintenance, but he insisted, "I want to be a Jedi Knight, I want to use a lightsaber." We put him on the council hoping it would keep him docile. Two weeks later, he wandered into the Padawan classroom and a kid doing the helmet exercise cleaved right through his neck with a single swing of his training saber. I laughed back then, but looking back now I feel pretty bad about the whole thing. Oh well, what's done is done, I suppose, and all I can do now is keep him alive in my memory.
> And he was a good friend.

Oneitis

I'm confused. The half breeds start out with head tentacles and then develop hair?

A lot like real genetics, I'm guessing it's a 50/50 chance for headtails or hair depending on the recessivity of the alleles.

Against jedi rules.

I stopped watching when it started focusing on Ahsoka and the nigger dyke sisters. I like Ahsoka but those characters made her episodes this season filler and I just want to see the episodes they'll never produce like Cad Bane getting killed by Boba, the Utapau arc, the Coruscant battle leading to the intro of RoTS, and Order 66 happening.

We've already had Clone Wars Vietnam on Umbara, what about Clone Wars Korean War?
Separatist Afghanistan doesn't sound too bad actually.

Dangerously wholesome

Niceee