Can't eat without having to something to watch

>always feel like watching something while I eat
>queue something up
>prepare food
>start eating
>immediately decide I don't want to watch what I queued up
>spend 10 minutes picking something out
>start watching
>5 minutes in and I'm done with my food
>turn off show/movie, go back to browsing Yas Forums
I can't help it, it's a terrible cycle

timmy a good lad

>i only eat beige foods

No its a sign of a completely average fat Westerner

literaly me
I found a great way to snack
buy a large pack of Lays (Its amazing how many variaties they are, I like the cheese/onion/sour cream combos as my mainstay) . Thicker are better for this
Get some cheap brand of sliced cheese , if you buy a block of it and slice it yourself (the larger slits on a cheese greater are good for this) it's even cheaper
salami or pepperoni slices
now just make little sandwiches using a pair of chips, the cheese and pepperoni, pop the whole thing in your mouth
Much cheaper and filling than ordering take away and finishing the whole pizza in 10 min, this way you also keep yourself busy making the sandwiches while you watch the kino
can also add tomatoes, olives, etc for more variety or replace the sliced cheese with cream cheese :)

The other way around for me: can't watch media without eating.

I rarely focus on a movie these days. Most of it is dumb talking so you might as well resize the windows so your media player is on the left side of your screen and on the right you can browse 4chins or something

I dunno if you are meming but I am exactly like this to an almost OCD degree. I will put off watching stuff until I've got a halfway decent full meal for anything longer than 30 minutes.

Even any youtube video that's at least 10 minutes, I need to be snacking whilst watching. It's a fucking pain in the ass.

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Is getting chips/fries with chinese food a common thing? We do it in Ireland but i've seen people freak out about getting a side order of carbs with your carbs.

can't watch kino without a munchie box

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do americans really need a 2k cal plate just to watch movies?

That meat looks disgusting. Unless it's the donner not the chicken, donner is more homogenous

I really hope you are not obese user, im worried about your health

No also this looks like pigslop.

ah yes Ireland where the bars and clubs close at 1am so everyone loads up for 'last call" and all these drunk frustrated guys who didn't pull a girl hit up the supermacs all at once and get into fistfights while they wait to get their huge carrot sized chunks of potato covered in gravy and cheese

>Ugh American cuisine is so disgusting I hate them
>AH YES ONE EXTRA LARGE TUB OF FRIED BROWN SHIT PLEASE, AND DON'T GO EASY ON THE SLOP. LUV MUNCHIE BOXES, ME.

Its one of the few pleasures I have in life. if I was good looking or tall it would have other pleasures like ffm threesomes with hot girls and jet setting around the world and I would worry more about my weight

Do Americans really?

nigga you gonna die by 27 LOL

It's doner.

>box clearly says pizza
>it contains anything but pizza

sometimes I get why italians get so mad at us. jesus christ how is that even a proper meal

Hey!
It's not gravy, its curry.

You've inspired me to lose weight, op. Looking at your fat legs, dressed like a slob and with that food made me feel dirty and bloated

The quintessential 'Abloobloo I have depression' thread maker.

Or, if you're streaming, it starts buffering or is interrupted by porn ads while you eat.

Aren't the "dumb talky bits" where the exposition all the plot? If you're just watching for the visuals you may as well be watching one of those youtube walking tours.

thats so fucking true, its depressing. i worked as a promoter back then and those motherfuckers would get into fights every single weekend night for no apparent reason

awful people, but the brits were even worse at times somehow (maybe because they were far from home and nobody would recognize them anyway)

fuck those guys

I think it's a common thing, happens in Scotland, also seen people do it in Manchester when I (Sadly) lived there for a time in my youth

Yep definitely a thing all over the norf. Chinky chips are top tier.

I miss when in chippies if you ordered a large, you just got a bigger portion and not a meal for six.

Dude get a second monitor how do you even live like that?

That's American pizza.

We have a similar spice box here.
Its just different varieties of fried chicken and chips/fries with chillis, onions and spicy powder loaded on everything.

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The guy in the OP's pic is a bong (@timmyUK).

Soo nachos with Lay's chips

>DO AMERICANS REALLY?

Spice bag so good

What kind of venue do you get something like this?
Here you'd get this out of a Chinese (sometimes, not all do them)