Alice Eve asks to use your toilet. What do you do?

Alice Eve asks to use your toilet. What do you do?

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No. That vaginanigger can fuck off.

lie on the floor and open mouth

Open my mouth

I tell her only if she is there to shit and I'm allowed to listen, those are the agreements

Point her to the camp chair with a face sized hole cut out

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peak under the door while she's using it. literally did this with a mexican neighbor a few weeks ago. i could see everything.

Would her farts smell like Tacos?

Cane in here too post this.

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BBRRRSSSSPPPPPPP

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Imagine if she forgets to flush and her steamy logs are just sitting in there

She only got topless once.

nice heterochromia eyes.

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She's pretty hot

based

tell her to NOT flush

>if you promise not to flush ;)

itt

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Don't you mean

> Cane in here too poost this.

Even if she just used my bathroom once. I would instantly bust in my pants by her warmth in my toilet

>user, why do you have a framed toilet seat on your wall?

I'd give myself an IV and ask her to inject her piss directly into my veins

Lick the toilet seat after she uses it

SHe does look like she takes monster shits so I will be kinda reluctant fearing she might destroy my toilet

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I would be nice and accommodating, but tell her the toilet recently broke so don't flush it, just put the lid down.

>She leaves

Guess what I do next?

Inspect her steamy fat logs?

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What will her reaction be if she catches you smelling her farts broos?

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Why do white boys even bother looking at women like this? It’s pretty obvious just from looking at her that she fucks black guys

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I only poop every 2 or 3 days and my shits are so big that I have to put a plastic shopping bag over my hand and break them up with my fingers.

t. white boy who lost his self-respect
pretend not to notice but treat you more kindly afterwards

fantastic titties, too bad all you homosexual faggots focus entirely on ass because nigger culture has rotted your brains and replaced your brain with whatever that goo is that exists in negro skull s fuck you