So. It has come to this.
So. It has come to this
uhhh what are you doing at work? you're supposed to be at home rob, you might catch coronavirus, better be safe
getting gus fringe vibes from this guy
I've seen the videos robert, I've seen the way yout treat your crabs. Imagine that was you robert, how would you feel if you were one of those crabs?
He reminds me more of the guy at the hotel desk in John Wick.
GIVE ME A FUCKING TICKET FOR THE NEXT KINO OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COOF THE SHIT OUT OF MY INFECTED LUNGS
Can someone please Photoshop Robert at-home enjoying his break from working the theater and enjoying his home life?
Welcome to Kinoplex user, my name is ROBERT and I'll be your host for your iso cube film experience, please follow the disinfection procedures before you advance to the next sterelized chamber, failure to comply or the detection of any trace of the virus will result in immediate termination, have a pleasant Kinoplex experience.
What happened to the real Robert? He's not this digital dummy.
>tfw you realize Robert has been laid off and doesn’t know where his next paycheck will come from
Please Robert don't come any closer. T-The social distancing.
I can't let you do that, user
kek
>tfw robert is sitting at home probably making $300 on unemployment plus the additional $600 in stimulus money weekly
>Hello user, fancy meeting you here, I thought you'd be at home you seem like the indoor type ahah just jesting man
its just a fucking word robert, get over it
Doc from Tom Clancys Rainbow Six Siege™? What are you doing here?
>Aqua or Megumin user?
HAHAHAH LE EBBIC ROPERT LE KINOPLEX WITH LE CRAB LEGS HAHAHHAH SO FINNY
How could you do this to me?
Don’t you remember when we caught our falcons together? how we fought off the feral manlets?
You were my brother, Robert!
How come no one has found Roberts true identity?
Other stock image people have been found before
Robert this man is having a stroke call 911
What a pitiful post.
I know but I'm not spilling the beans
You will never be based
Oh Robert you kidder, as if that is even a choice.
Don't forget the extra butter please.
based
>Don't forget to "crack 'er" haha get it?
I'm sure years of experience gained from conducting penis inspections has made him a competent medical worker, he'll be fine
*Cough Cough* Hello user, I hope you *Cough* Are doing well and are staying indoors, if I get through this I hope to see you again at the Kinoplex, *Cough*, the ambulance is here, goodbye user.
Yes, Robert. I’m sorry.. but you didnt let me have a choice.. all those kids... why did you do it? The money? I didnt expect it from you, Robert... the NSA have the files, they will be here soon.. i’m sorry.. Robert.
Yes...Dump it.