Name one thing, you zoomer shits, this man can't do. I'll wait

pick a challenging role

>sitting on the top of the burj khalifa
Is this how he managed to look so tall in his movies?

act

Make a bad movie.

this image always weirds me out because it looks like a tiny toy playground even though it's actually a skyscraper

But all of his roles are. I'd like to see other actors do shit like this

youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjKXTeU17Q

make a bad movie

Be sane.

get out of scientology

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Fry his nuts on a radio transimitter

Fly a jet fighter.

that doesn't even look like tom cruise, how can you all immediately tell?

why am i so face blind

Act
Make a good movie

Be a respectable height for a man.

leave the closet

>mocking the height of a dude who sat atop the tallest building on the planet without even a harness
Cope with a capital C.

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Convince me to go on a diet.

nah

Save that whore from EWS

I just took an unfathomable shit

Anyone who tries to stand over him gets pushed to their death

Get it up for a woman

pass as straight.

Third post best post

How does he give so few hecks? Is it Scientology?

Be cooler than Jackie Chan.

ngl, that's fucking bad ass.

Be taller than 5’5
Not get mogged and humiliated everytime an average size guy is around
Not be cast as a literal cuck in his best movie

Unironically, yes. It's a combination of money and scientology.

>how can you all immediately tell
I don't know what to tell you man, there's no way that isn't Tom Cruise, unless they photoshopped his head onto someone with the exact same physique and stature

real stunts are so much better than CG bullshit why do we put up with that computer crap?

But can he do this?

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