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WE GAAAN

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>landing vely difficur but go around bring great shame to famary i must crash prane instead

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>But captain he didn't give us permission to take off
>What's the worst that can happen, copilot?

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>DON'T CLIMB!

RETARD

hell yes my favorite recurring thread

obligatory

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>wherever I am, I must pull up

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TERRAIN PULL UP (woop woop) TERRAIN PULL UP

WHAT DO YOU GET

*clack clack clack clack* OVERSPEED *clack clack clack clack*

SINK RATE SINK RATE
SINK RATE SINK RATE

hello holiday makers, nice quick flight today, I've got some whores to be gaaning to

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for me it's BANK ANGLE

Ive seen this transcript multiple times now but I've never read the timestamps. So his final words were really "we gaan" what the fuck

DON'T SINK RETARD

Is this legit? Wikipedia has completely different transcripts

Why are airplane crashes so comfy?

>this guy goes up to your wide body in Tenerife and slaps her ass
What do?

>17:06:18 sound of laughter
>17:06:49 sound of impact

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It's from a feature film

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I want to make a historical picture of this with no CGI. I want to buy two 747s, pain them in historically accurate airline colors, then collide them in Tenerife.

>(four tones similar to Master Caution aural beeper) El Batouty: I rely on God. I rely on God. I rely on God. I rely on God.

because they're such non-comfy events that aren't happening to you

can I come too?

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>A dumbass, a flight school dropout and a dyslexic try to fly a commercial aircraft. Hilarity ensues!

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Waarom hoor je hier niks van op TV or radio? Ken dit alleen van de memes

>Waarom hoor je hier niks van op TV or radio? Ken dit alleen van de memes
big national disgrace innit, everyone wants to bury their heads

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>successful emergency landing
>no survivors

wtf

They couldn't open the doors because the engine was running and they didn't shut off the engine because they were retarded muslims who thought that Allah would protect them all.

*jumps out*

>It's an ATC operator forgets to scramble the fire department so everyone survives the crash but get horrible burns in the resulting fire and many die of sepsis episode

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>plane is falling
>jump up the moment it hits the ground
>survive
Problem, physics?

>passenger forgets to put phone in flight mode
>142 injured, 17 dead