>whispers: Not Slytherin...not Slytherin...
>NOT SLYTHERIN, EH?!?!?!
Whispers: Not Slytherin...not Slytherin
Juan Price
Xavier Myers
>Not National Socialist eh? Are you sure? You could be great, you know. It's all here in your head...
Samuel Jones
the movie fucked up by not making the hat telepathic like it was in the book
Julian Hernandez
Wyatt Turner
>not slytherin not slytherin
>AH YOU LIKE FUTANARI AYE?!
Ryan Reyes
>asked the hat calmly
Parker Johnson
>harry complains and the sorting hat just gives into his wishes and puts him in a different house
This may be the dumbest Harry Potter scene ever and that’s saying something. It really shows how retarded the sorting process is
Camden Wright
If the hat chooses based on personality traits then how come the four houses have equal populations
Josiah Sanchez
They don't, multiple scenes where some of the tables of certain houses are empty.
Wyatt Rivera
>NOT SLYTHERIN EH?
>you could be great, you know...
>like the guy who murdered your parents
Luke Martin
uh they dont? Hufflepuff is like 2/5ths of the school, then the remaining houses are 1/5th
Jason Ross
There's like a millions things not right with the sorting hat.........
Hunter Wilson
>FUCK NIGGERS, EH?!
William Jenkins
He just insulted Malfoy, Snape hates him from the fact he merely exists. What would have happened if he ended up in Slytherin?
Ayden Johnson
>CUTE AND FUNNY, EH
Nathan Howard
>Auto choice based on compatibility
>Or you can just choose your personal favorite house
Seems reasonable, some people know what they want and others don’t
Leo Hill
Zachary Roberts
>NOT A COOMER, EH? ARE YOU SURE? IT'S ALL HERE IN YOUR HEAD
Chase Lopez
The hat already knows every new student and already picked where he plans to sort everyone already so pretty much he vaguely has everything even and then edge cases that fit multiple houses he yolos
Nicholas Jackson
>you're cool ron, don't come to potion class tomorrow
Jordan Wilson
The placements of the students were already planned ahead during a Hogwarts pre-school year faculty meeting. The hat was just for show.
Chase Torres
Go back
Jace Wright
How is it brave from Harry to be scared to be in the same house as his parent's killer? Or from Ron to refuse to be in the house of the mediocre while he already has an inferiority complex with his brothers?
Adrian Bailey
>DONT PUT ME IN SLYTH OR THEY WILL SHANK ME
>wow brave
Henry Reed
>ron
>brave
>literally starts screaming and crying at every little thing
>A SPIDER HARRY
>A SNAKE HARRY
>A NIGGER HARRY
Bollocks.
Jack Anderson
So long as like 90% of the students are presorted evenly into the rest of the houses the leftover could go to 1 single house and it wouldn't make a difference
Christian Allen
>better be...../r9k!
Evan Rivera
In the books, Ron is bit more competent and shows brave traits. In the movies he’s dumbed down to prop up Hermione
Isaiah Miller
You think Dumbledore ever wore the sorting hat when he jerked off? It would be kinda hot to wear a telepathic hat and imagine your dirtiest fantasies.
Ryder Roberts
>A NIGGER HARRY
I would be scared too
Anthony Ramirez
>NOT MCGONAGALL EH?
Jace Morales
Even JK dumbed him down over the course of the books. By the way since she projects as Hermione, what's the message when Hermione chooses Ron? Choose the beta it's safer?