>"Good Boi" Doggers >needs maintenance >you have to bathe them every 3 days >needs constant attention >attention whores >rolls in a fucking poop. FUCKING POOP. they can't help it. It's in their NATURE. jesus. >Eats poop >ravishes in poop
>Based Caterinos: >can look after itself >no need to bathe it, they are obsessed with cleanliness and constantly lick themselves >no need to show them much attention, you can just leave them alone. they still love you and sleep with you or sits in your lap if it's in the mood. >small and cute, doesn't take much space >They smell good, like powder >Catgirl is a popular cosplay cause cats are cute. Have you ever seen cute girls cosplay as a fucking dog? lmao
i always felt the dog vs cat fights is a relic of when you were about 8 years old. Anyone who carried that over into adulthood always seemed mentally stunted to me
Gabriel Hernandez
How's that toxoplasmosis treating ya, OP?
Owen Martin
They're smelly
Jack Rogers
>Dogs are smarter than cats because they're easier to train and more obedient
stop rolling around in your cats litterbox you cretin
Chase Green
Cats. >cry all day and night >cry after they have just been fed >notorious for parasites like ear mites >spray urine out their ass onto furniture >hair everywhere even on short haired cats >fucking retarded >you have to clean their poop every day or your entire house smells constantly like shit
Dogs >feed twice a day >take outside and play with them >go on runs for some badass cardio gains >girls love dogs, gets you more pussy than faggot cats >dogs add to security >niggers are afraid of dogs >a dog is capable of loving you >animal of the straight white male
Some dogs are doggos, some are puppers, and others may even be pupperinos. There are corgos and clouds, fluffers and floofs, woofers and boofers. The chunky ones are thicc, and the thin ones are long bois. When they stick out their tongues, they're doing a mlem, a blep, a blop. They bork. They boof. Once in a while they do each other a frighten. And whether they're 10/10 or 12/10, they're all h*ckin' good boys and girls.
