Anybody met a celebrity?

Anybody met a celebrity?

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nope

i met jaws from james bond, he was very nice

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

Not sure if he's really a "celebrity", but I've met Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JPMorgan Chase.

wow, I'm sorry to hear that he's so rude!

I met Steve O and the Insane Clown Posse

I N F E T T E R E N C E

god i wish that was me

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I bet ICP were cool

I met Jimmy Page

Met Stallone about 20 years ago. Surprised how small he is.

>i met jaws from james bond, he was very nice
Yes! Richard Kiel did the comic book circuit for a long while. I met him too, but he wasn't too talkative. He seemed really tired. He passed away not long after (couple years later)

I wish I could've met Roger Moore. Such a lovely person.

I met Skrillex while coming down on some drugs I took in Vegas

I met a bunch of politicians when they weren't too famous. The biggest name is John Kerry. Shook his hand, listened to his political spiel for a few minutes, and that was it.

Jeez, Bill and Nia are looking rough.

I've heard he's a walking stereotype of an arrogant, alcoholic liberal Irish retard in person.

At least Bush seemed like a chill dude.

I used to install professional kitchens in the LA area when I was younger and did a lot of work for celebrities. Sometime around the Dogma era I got a client referral via George Carlin (who was surprisingly very nice and great to work for, good taste in design too). Turns out it was Garafalo. Just a pure pain in the ass. She called me to schedule an entire remodel of her kitchen and I arranged a walk through and estimate for the following week. She called me EVERY FUCKING DAY between the estimate and first call. “Hey how is my kitchen going at the kitchen factory?” Lady I don’t know yet because I haven’t even fucking been to your house for an estimate. I pushed the estimate forward just to stop the phone calls. When I finally got to her house it was a disaster. Dog piss everywhere, and small little piles of adult diapers littered the floor. She said she was having plumbing problems but this was months of diapers built up. It was also really hot in there, like 90 degrees in February. Combined with heat it was like a piss sauna, impossible to breath in there. She asked about insane shit like why we don’t carpet out countertops to make them softer and if it was possible to make the water a different color. She also asked to make the refrigerator warm, to keep food hot. The refrigerator was full of friskies cans. I took some measurements and got the fuck out. I checked the thermostat on the way out, she had it set to 98. When she saw me glance at it she said “oh yeah, 98 because it’s human temp”. She called me every four hours after that asking for her “carpet kitchen” and if it was ready to “plug in to the house”. I ended up passing the job on to another contractor.

Mmm, is that fresh pasta?

>99% of people who claim they've "met a celebrity"

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i walked by fat Bob Kelley at Mohegan Sun like a month ago he had a blank look on his face and was walking in the direction of the buffet so i didn't want to bother him

They were distracted with some alphabet magnets like toddlers, was annoying

you're saying most celebrities secretly support trump

I’m going to save this for next time I see one of those weird garafalo posts on Yas Forums.

Woah Trump supporters are racist AND stupid? I can't believe it.

Huh?

Probably more do than publicly admit it, but the number can't be that high. Most celebrities are drugged up retards who couldn't even tell you who the president is.

please don’t save this, thank you

Testu

Too late, Janeane

Define celebrity? I met miss alice while I was working as a cashier

There are, or at least for a while were, these threads on Yas Forums where someone kept trying to get people to talk about Janeane Garofalo. Her roles, her stand up, but especially if anyone has ever met her or interacted with her. I think he said someone about her seeming nice or something. It was weird to start with, and then weird to keep seeing it over a period of several weeks, at least. If it was viral marketing for something, it got lost in translation.
No

I met a bunch but the person who stood out the most was Jonathan Davis from Korn. I was working security at a small outdoor venue which was located in a small rural Wisconsin town. My cousin was good friends with the guy who managed the security and so my cousin and I got the job of walking the musicians from their tour busses to the backstage lounge area. Jonathan Davis was pissed at some people who were sitting in lawn chairs on the other side of the venue fence because they were "getting a free show". Then he asked what the population was for the town, saying that everyone in town should have to pay for a ticket because they can hear the concert. Then he told each security guard that they had to keep an eye out for a "scrawny white kid with a shitty goatee" because that kid apparently hit Davis with a raw corncob during the previous year's show. Rural wisconsin is 99% scrawny white kids with shitty goatees. Davis was on his Blackberry when he googled the town's population. He was yelling "THREE THOUSAND FUCKS. THREE THOUSAND FUCKS ARE GETTING A FREE SHOW". Then he tried doing the math on his phone's calculator but he kept fucking it up, verbally asking aloud to nobody how to "delete". I don't know how but he came up with a total of $600,000 that was being stolen from him by people getting free shows.

where?